Now wait a minute. Pat may be a homosexual man who prefers the company of boys under the age of 10

26  2019-04-30 by TurningFrogsGay

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...But he’s a good guy...

Only fat losers don’t find this man funny.

This must mean Pat finds him funny, because he isn’t fat, child.

I saw him live a few weeks ago and it was the best standup set I've ever seen. He's way more of a gritty road comic than you'd expect from his TV persona. Stayed on stage late too and roasted the crowd at the end. Highly recommend seeing his current act.

Fatrick will have sex with an L, a B, a G, or a T. But not a straight person. He's got no use for them.

but by golly, he sure spins a sub par sci-fi yarn

Hold the fort.. he also hates Jews!