Beige appreciation thread

157  2019-04-30 by SirSodomy

I could never become a documentary guy like him because I could barely stomach the short Amy clips he put in his last doc

Imagine actually watching an Amy Schumer special, a multi hour podcast with Joe Rogan, and watching interviews of her

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Even though it was shitting on her, the newest doc was hard to sit through because of all the Amy stuff. I can't imagine watching the whole things

Yeah a lot of people in the comments section feel the same way

So much douche chills

That's how I feel about SJW stuff in general.

If you're making a joke about feminists, you better make it really, really quick because if it takes longer than 30 seconds or so I'm just turning off out of a basic sense of disgust.

Cumtown is pretty good for this. They'll reference some "woke" BS, but only for as much time as it takes to get to the funny take. Plus there's that one guy who cackles enough to help you get through it.

Cumtown is woke BS.

I think nick is one of the funniest people out there, but I can only stomach listening to him on other podcasts. The two immigrants need to be deported.

They're nihilists that act like believing in anything is stupid, except when it comes to whatever faggoty woke nonsense they pretend to care about. I still think Nick can be funny but don't really care to hear about their dumbass opinions on life.

Well stav is

Cumtown is Chapo Trap House + Nick Mullen.

Just finished the Amy Pt2 doc. An in depth exploration into the mind of a hypocritical whore with no integrity. 4.7 out of 5 stars.

Decimals are for fags.

....oh hay good lookin ...... ..... ...

Those are periods.

You're a period

No, you, child.

He’s a good egg.

Nice job Beige, stupid.

Niggas ribs got a niggas ribs nigga ribbin' errday!

not just watching them, but if you've ever edited videos you would know that he had to watch the same clips over and over and over again.

/u/beigefrequency how many times did you masturbate while making these flicks?

I haven't been able to since I saw that picture of her paddle boarding.

I know you said before that you were sick of Joe but I hope someday you finish your Brother Joe trilogy chronicling his evolution into a full-blown redditard.

Because of how she looks now when I saw that I thought "damn that's a really flattering picture of her"

youre a faggot and so is he

Got any new Opie drawings?

oh you know how it is. going about your day, waiting to get caught in the torrent of inspiration. am i right or am i right?

I appreciate it and all but i cant sit through all of the amy clips. Beige dont be an idiot your audience doesnt actually wanna hear that shit. Dang your so dumb if i made a doc it would be soooo much better.. Ive made tons. Sniff

burp

Makes me sick to my stomach to think about. Beige is one of the best of us.

Is he the British twink that makes documentaries or the American twink that makes documentaries?

American trunk

did he ever get a decent microphone

I wouldn’t know because I’m not a FAGGOT who listens to that with headphones

yeah you are

what a strange unprovoked lashing out at headphones.

also fuck you headphones are far superior.

Beige is a good guy and he isn't British. Keep it up, man.

A bit redundant there but ok

i can't even watch thew schumer ones. i don't even really hate her that much but holy shit, just trying to sit through just an explanation of her content, even with the soft and gentle voice of Beige, isn't enough for me to not bail outa few minutes in.

He watches Amy Schumer so we don't have to.

Is there going to be a fatrick doc? The guy is clearly mentally ill on the narcissistic spectrum.

The guy is clearly mentally ill on the narcissistic spectrum.

Which is why I won't do a video about him. It's a no win solution. He gets the attention he wants and I don't get any views on youtube. The best thing to do is keep sending info about him to somebody like metokur or null from kiwi farms. they have enough followings that they could actually take this to the next level.

Exactly right on this one. The maximum views you could get are a percentage of this sub and pretty much nothing else. I like mocking the fat prick as much as the next guy but my understanding is these docs are partly trying to get beyond the audience of just this sub.

Any ideas on what you are next working on?

True. Whos next? Cat killer bonnie?

Yes he's much, much better than that British faggot

Beige is a lot a better than porsalin at picking his spots to make a joke or say something funny. He is great at making these people look like assholes all by themselves. Porsalin does a really good job. But maybe cool it down on the quips.

The Joe Rogan bit was hard but I especially cringed at bringing the trump supporter up on stage

"Hi i'm amy"

Actually that was the only part of the doc I skipped. A few seconds of that was all I could take, that’s why I forgot to even mention it. The tolerance for Beige and watching cringe is unbelievable