Hey if this place gets shut down it'll be a real SCORCHed earth situation. That doesn't sound very PFG to me. We'll have nowhere to GO if the admins decide TO SCORCH this place

63  2019-04-30 by MonsignorScurrility

Stop pretending like you're talking in super secret spy talk you dumb fucks. It's not funny or clever or secret. It's not a code. Everybody knows about the scorch sub including every single enemy of the sub. They pay more attention than most of us ADHD retards.

/r/scorch isn't any better or worse a solution than this place.

Somebody does this every 20 minutes every time there's a problem, like we're trying to come up with a junior high girl secret note code so our parents don't find out a boy touched your boobies. Or that you got molested by a disgraced radio host.

PFG! Get it! Wink Wink! Amirite?

20 comments

1  aRTie02150 2019-04-30

Heh heh heh uknowatimean

1  call_me_winston 2019-04-30

its almost like 90% of the users here are stupid literally autistic faggots

1  aRTie02150 2019-04-30

I would have put "literally" before the word stupid.

1  MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-30

I like his version better. We are stupid and literally autistic. Not literally stupid and autistic. Although I guess we're that too.

But more autistic than stupid.

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-30

Proof positive

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-04-30

AIDS!

1  JerkStoreJ 2019-04-30

You’re not helping, sir

1  call_me_winston 2019-04-30

thats why i make the big bucks friend

1  Wsallgood 2019-04-30

I don't think you directly posting about it helps the situation.

1  CommodorePawsey 2019-04-30

But that’s exactly what we want them to think.

1  StBrentonOfRemoval 2019-04-30

He's not blowing opsec on a Seal Team 6 mission you faggot 😂

1  ISO__JOE 2019-04-30

Patrick deserves a kiwifarms thread

1  CommodorePawsey 2019-04-30

We meet at voat. Got it!

1  Mcchisell 2019-04-30

R/opieradio is the only answer

1  nunyobisnez 2019-04-30

I want /r/ToughCrowd but some imp is cybersquatting it

1  insertclevereference 2019-04-30

What about r/ovaherenow?

1  DownHerGullet 2019-04-30

Well someone just laid down the law.

1  MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-30

Also, stay the fuck off my lawn you little nigglets.

1  bobbacklund 2019-04-30

If this place goes I got some questions... knowhatamean It’s like hey man why’d you take our subreddit?

1  PaneraBrad69 2019-04-30

The Wheel of Meat is a game Patrick plays when he cruises the local elementary school.