Unlike Denis, Patrick is fat and doesn't smoke and is into faggot ass capeshit. But much like him, his material is lifted or heavily derivative of somebody else and he still fails to be funny. Leary's 'Asshole' was the only noteworthy thing he did, much like Pat's 'Nobody can answer my abortion conundrum!' bullshit.

Denis Leary parlayed theft into a decent career and stardom. Patrick would've --

ah forget it. I hate Pat and Denis Leary is also a faggot.