Hi everybody! I’m feeling comfortable enough here to have a little contest to break up the monotony caused by the lack of your ability to post photos. Let’s have a Contest!! “Who can piss off the bovine eyed retard?” I’ll start...
0 2019-04-30 by OpieCakeStomp
Joe is a faggot... but not a pedophile, he’s 6’1” because Mila likes tall men, his wife is the cryptkeeper, his brother is a child groomer.. ALLEGEDLY, his mom is dead, he’s a shitty Father, his bands suck, he’s a leech that extorts money from his brother, He’s a member of Big Apple Ranch, he rides a jap bike, thinks he’s part of a fake TV bike gang, started a go fund me for a shitty podcast, is 30 lbs overweight, drinks child spit, doesn’t get his daughter to school on time, lives in a shitty white trash neighborhood, hangs out with a bunch of fat white trash long islanders, can’t play guitar, buys Chinese replica guitars, and did I mention he’s a faggot?
47 comments
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-30
SHE IS NOT WIFE MATERIAL!!!!!!
NOT AT ALL
1 2UsRoadie 2019-04-30
Keep doing the bit, Mars Attacks!
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-30
Are you trying to 8 Mile us?
Also, Carol is NOT wife material. You know this.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-30
And Joe isn’t husband material so what’s your point? Your idea didn’t really pan out like Joe’s frying pan across the face of his ex wife.
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-30
Here’s something to think about. I agree, I’m NOT husband material. I’m a great provider and loyal, but I feel like the contract of marriage in NY State is lopsided as fuck.
That frying pan thing, it’s as legitimate as the child spit thing. How many people do you know whacked their wife in the face with a frying pan and still possess a NY state pistol permit? Oh, and a full concealed carry in 23 other states. Your answer is “NONE”.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-30
1 AmberBeard 2019-04-30
The delusion is astounding. That faggot can't get his daughter to school on time and he's here bragging about being a great provider to internet strangers who hate him.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-30
Excellent points
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-30
And the lie-detector test determined THAT was a lie!
1 MoistureMop1 2019-04-30
Bragging about being a Gun Owner is fag shit Fake Edge. Do you also get Gun Magazines delivered to Condo Land?
1 captaingigglefarts 2019-04-30
Well both Joe's wife and Brittney Murphy both look the same at this point.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-30
Still not wife material.
Come on, guys.
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-30
Don’t you wish you could post a picture? Ha ha ha ha!
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-30
Not having to see Carol's ugly face is fine with me
1 captaingigglefarts 2019-04-30
Not as bad as you wish you could get your next allowance check from ant. Or book a show with your fake band.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-30
You know as well as I do that Cumias are terrified of Mom's spaghetti
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-30
Go after Patrick’s take down requests you whore
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-30
No fucking way! This is funnier than getting Joes gigs canceled!! Priceless!!!
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-30
you got your gigs canceled stupid
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-30
Will you make up your damn.mind whether you admit you're you or not, stupid?
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-04-30
My name is Doctor Buttertits and I approve this message. 9/10 doctors agree Joe Cumia is a faggot, and the one doctor who doesn't agree is also a faggot
1 CowEyedDolt 2019-04-30
Get a hobby you embarrassing old cunt.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-30
He is complicit in the online grooming and indecent acts performed upon naive young girls who have barely started high school by his brother Anthony, and probably had a go at Linzbella's daughters, too.
Now what do I win?
1 PST4eva 2019-04-30
Anthony's got a brother?
1 MoistureMop1 2019-04-30
You live in a Condo. That is pretty garbage. You don't even cut your own lawn. Think about that.
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-30
Bought it for 259k in 2000. Last unit sold a month ago went for 403k. I did alright. I don’t know how many people would agree that not cutting your own lawn is a bad thing.
1 MoistureMop1 2019-04-30
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1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-30
Ant bought it for 259K, stupid.
1 _TheOpster 2019-04-30
2002 actually, for $259,900
1 JMueller2012 2019-04-30
You look like a bowling pin
1 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-04-30
We're busy right now, Joe. Try again in a couple of months and maybe we can work you in.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-04-30
He relies on the charity of his younger brother to provide for his daughter he doesn't have full custody over. He also rants about absentee blacks using welfare to raise their kids.
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-30
The O&A Lotto my man, O&A lotto! And a great relationship with your siblings. 😎👍
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-30
As great a relationship as the one with your mother the last few years of her life?
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-04-30
Anthony is a practicing child groomer. A pedophile by any and all legal definitions. You turn a blind eye because he pays your bills. Pathetic. Incredibly unethical.
Nice family values, you retarded old bald cocksucker.
1 lawntoilet 2019-04-30
I've seen him acknowledge that Anthony is a child groomer, but he's too stupid to understand that grooming is illegal or that it constitutes pedophilia.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-04-30
He won't acknowledge this. He'll just keep writing manifestos about how he doesn't care about being called a faggot and ignore the fact Anthony is a pedophile and he borderline enables it.
/u/opiecakestomp comment?
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-30
Hey! You’re one of the former mods that I KNOW EVERYTHING about! Just thought you’d like to know!
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-04-30
Post it, u old burden.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-30
You're both right
1 lawntoilet 2019-04-30
Anthony is the one who won the lottery, and you cost him half his money by letting him marry your leftovers. Your "lotto" welfare should've been garnished to pay his alimony.
You haven't earned anything. The only purpose you serve to your family is putting your hand in your little brother's wallet, and then ungrateful post your sour grapes from your "Doxxer" alt.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-30
*card carrying
1 telav 2019-04-30
Wow, you really do require our attention. Sad.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-04-30
Joe, I’ve always been curious about your agreement with Anthony. Was it your brother who offered to take care of you and the rest of the family or did you just force him to honor to an agreement made while a minor when he signed that big contract with WNEW?
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-30
It was a verbal agreement: "If you don't give me a monthly allowance I'll tell Mom what you did yo Dawn when she was five."
"But, Joe, you were there, too. You even went first!"
"Mom won't believe BOTH her sons are sister-fuckers, AntH, now you gonna pony up or not?"
1 CowEyedDolt 2019-04-30
You're seriously still doing this? Joe you're a 60 year old man with young kid(s?). How are you not embarrassed to be doing this? Try to frame it as trolling us all you want but you literally begging for attention online.
I'd tell you to get some dignity but it's long past that point by now. Fuck are you ever a moron.
1 AmberBeard 2019-04-30
You missed the part about being a gargantuan ignoramus as well, stupid.