Upvote this post if you think Patrick S. Tomlinson is a terrible writer, comedian and father.

537  2019-04-30 by Officer_McGrady

Downvote if you think he's good at those things.

16 comments

1  Fuck_Anthony_Cumia 2019-04-30

He's actually not a father, he signed his daughter away

1  DownHerGullet 2019-04-30

She’s better off not hiding under the bed all night waiting for Daddy to “kiss her goodnight.”

1  GrandTefftAuto 2019-04-30

Hiding, tied up, what’s the difference?

1  DownHerGullet 2019-04-30

He’s never tied up a child, child.

1  KPIH 2019-04-30

I heard he sold her to his publishers CEO just to get his foot in the door, that suck fuck.

1  Twatsmash 2019-04-30

Patso hasn’t knocked up wife number 2 so most likely shoots blanks while the ex has three wonderful children with her new superior man. No way that little girl is his.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-04-30

the ex has three wonderful children

I thought it was only the 2.

1  Twatsmash 2019-04-30

I’ve seen 3 so assumed they were all hers.

1  2016wasthegreatest 2019-04-30

Come on man. At least insult him or something.

1  GrandTefftAuto 2019-04-30

He’s not a father, he’s not a comedian, and only by the most generous stretch of the imagination is he a writer.

1  varamyr6skin 2019-04-30

Goddamn the truth stings.

1  Pajeet_My_Son 2019-04-30

I’m related to Patrick. He isn’t allowed at grandmas anymore after he got caught putting her false teeth in his anus, like all the way in.

1  senselessdegenerate 2019-04-30

Oh no

1  ChinkedPeron 2019-04-30

Come up with an original way to trash him instead of karma whoring you cock sucker

1  AmberBeard 2019-04-30

What do I do if I don't think about him?

1  kusanagisan 2019-04-30

I've been away for a while, can someone explain what's going on or link to a summary?