He'd better hope Will isn't litigeous.

He's not. But his lawyer is.

Totally ironic. Like rain on a rainy day.

Like a fly in your Old Milwaukay

Like filing a DMCA complaint against a sub on Reddit and dying in a motorcycle accident the next day.

You think you’re so cool right, Patrick? You know you're gonna have another accident? You know I'm involved with black magic? Fuck you.

🎶 And who would have thought, it’s Knickers

(We need you now, Knickers)

The fact that there is a sing songy reddit faggot comment chain here makes me wish this subreddit was a real place so I could suicide bomb it.

Oh hey SamRobertsPhiltrum/imafoggothelpme or whatever 😂😂😂. Shouldn’t you be polishing your guns or patrolling the Inland Empire looking for scary black teens to shoot at this hour?

Fucking faggot.

I don't live in a shithole like the IE, but I do hope a black teen shoots you.

Oooo scary!!

You’re that anime porn faggot who got doxxed here a few years ago aren’t you? Perhaps THAT’S why you’re so bitter. (I remember)

Or you’re just a boring one-note cunt who is nothing more than an SJW with wannabe military tactical gear.

Either way, I feel sorry for you but would never wish death on you.

The only anime I've ever watched or cared to watch is The Boondocks. As for being a SJW that must be the most brainless possible thought you can formulate. I am glad I make you so angry however, and I'm glad you've been angry for years about whatever I trigger in you.

Do everyone who knows you a solid and kill yourself tonight, you really are a worthless, pathetic fag.

The Boondocks sucked balls. I used to know Aaron McGruder and he turned into a complete ass when he got picked up. (He’s an ignoramus and a racist, like you). You have shitty taste, in my opinion.

And besides being humorless (repeatedly not getting jokes, as evidence; perceiving jokes about the black woman with the hernia who is funnier than you as “white knighting” and getting all indignant about it, to the point of getting users banned and bragging about it—the height of faggotry—you also don’t understand how you’re exactly like an SJW.

I’m saying you’re figuratively an SJW because you carry that same illogic and embrace the same tactics.

Maybe it’s all a lark for you, and you’re just a lonely soul, yearning for the chance to matter. Maybe one day soon a Mexican teenager will ‘assault’ you outside of the Cheesecake Factory or Legal Sea Foods, and you’ll finally get to squeeze off a few rounds from your prized carry piece, right into his brown, frizzy haired skull. Maybe that will make you feel better, for a little while.

While I’m making predictions; I’m going to guess that you’re Korean. You strike me as a soulless Korean, just a hunch.

Regardless, you’re the biggest faggot on Reddit, hands down.

The Boondocks sucked balls. I used to know Aaron McGruder and he turned into a complete ass when he got picked up. (He’s an ignoramus and a racist, like you). You have shitty taste, in my opinion.

Hahaha no McGruder didn't want to hang out with a loser like you any more. The fact a faggot like you doesn't like Boondocks only reinforces how good a show it was until the 4th season.

And besides being humorless (repeatedly not getting jokes, as evidence; perceiving jokes about the black woman with the hernia who is funnier than you as “white knighting” and getting all indignant about it, to the point of getting users banned and bragging about it—the height of faggotry—you also don’t understand how you’re exactly like an SJW.

That ugly cunt is not funnier than me, you're just in love with her. You are a pathetic bitch. I am happy to get that unfunny narcissistic cunt banned because she ruins this sub, and it upsets her as well as you faggots who protect her. The fact you're thinking about it now is a victory for me.

I’m saying you’re figuratively an SJW because you carry that same illogic and embrace the same tactics.

No I don't you stupid fag, I'm cleansing this place of unfunny cunts and faggots like you. I'm like St. George killing the last dragon.

Maybe it’s all a lark for you, and you’re just a lonely soul, yearning for the chance to matter. Maybe one day soon a Mexican teenager will ‘assault’ you outside of the Cheesecake Factory or Legal Sea Foods, and you’ll finally get to squeeze off a few rounds from your prized carry piece, right into his brown, frizzy haired skull. Maybe that will make you feel better, for a little while.

The word is "larp" stupid, and again, I hope someone shoots you.

While I’m making predictions; I’m going to guess that you’re Korean. You strike me as a soulless Korean, just a hunch.

I'm not any kind of nigger, spic, or gook.

Regardless, you’re the biggest faggot on Reddit, hands down.

That'd be you for typing all this to me. Kill yourself. Blocked.

Actually, the word IS lark. I meant ‘lark’; synonym ‘frolic’. Not LARP.

Stupid Korean faggot.

The Boondocks sucked balls.

Nope

The only positive thing about that would be your suicide

On second thought I would conscript someone to do it. Until then I hope you get killed tomorrow.

You’re a Korean American.

3.99 on Kindle. Help him outsell Fatrick's new book.

All bullshitting aside, I read the whole Starship Repo series and it truly is a modern day masterpiece.

Best high fantasy I ever read.

he probably jerks off to these post

No, child porn, child.

It’s not ironic, but yes fat fatty faggot he is

It'd be pretty cool if this dude I've never heard of sued this other dude I've never heard of, who is also fat, for stealing his shit, and left the fat dude (even more) penniless and obscure.

What if the only reason the fat guy got any press at all was for being sued by another nobody? Thinking about this reminds me, you should never take your own life, with this much to live for.