Thick Root. Educated. Successful. This man does it all.

marathon runner.

Embraces male pattern baldness, takes it head on, instead of cowering to it.

dresses like an adult.

And he runs the WHOLE marathon, not just half

He has to or the dogs will catch up on him.

Nigga’s head is 75% brain.

-M

He'll be a bronze statue one day and his head will be even fucking bigger because of some shitty black artist that they commisioned because he had to be black.

He's descended from Yakub

Id love to see M and Ron the lawyer host a podcast together. Good cop, bad cop.

They already have the theme tune;

https://youtu.be/1Xo5B_4gaFI

do they?

Either him or the Martian spy wearing him as a suit.

Motion to declare a waterhead.

I declare that you are!

I got him, guys.

Fuckin home run YoNana

You get downvoted for the funniest comment on here in months. Sad!

Thanks unfunnyfaggott.

OBJECTION

With a frontal lobe like that, M could make a nigga’s head explode Scanners style with just a thought.

A true American hero

Fights for the rights of every man.

https://i.imgur.com/FVTJTPo.png

I imagine this is what Bob Kelly's dildo looks like

Dr Lightbulb head

Why alcohol-demented high school dropout Anthony Cumia ever thought it was a good idea to challenge this Cornell graduate brainbox to an online battle of the wits is anyone's guess.

like an area 51 alien got a tan.

fivehead sixhead