Is he getting slimmer?

FUCK no. He wants to die in his sleep. Me, too.

he wears lifts.

He's going to kill himself.

his kids must be proud of their spencer hat wearing faggot dad

He doesn't have kids, part of the reason I keep thinking he'll end it all soon.

sure these little moments of mirth we all have are fun, but nothing makes them sad quicker than sharing them with someone to whom it's just some banal shit

So joking aside this man is legitimately retarded right? This is something a teenager would do when their parents leave for the weekend.

the worst part is that he thinks he's the shit.

He was on some reality food show with Guy Fieri which gave him delusions of grandeur like he was at the same level of dead Anthony Bourdain or some shit.

His wife divorce him and took every penny he had.

Nice legacy, stupid.

Woah that's insane. If I had to give this fella a nickname, it would be the "mad" Cuban.

Typical Opie guy

Cuban bridge troll

Bobo looking chill

The Mad Cuban is eating and drinking himself to death because he watched his father die early in spite of trying to live healthy and avoid shitty food and booze.

This #ruizing will go away in a few years. Meanwhile, laugh and mock at this idiot.