that's a thing that he would leave alone

Unlike certain fat losers who act like successful celebrities, Rollins could give two shits about some reddit poking fun of him.

Real celebrities act differently than fake ones?

I doubt he barely even uses the Internet to be honest. As amusingly pretentious as he is, he genuinely doesn't seem to give a shit about much apart from his gigs and travelling the Third World.

And vinyl.

Illumination comes so hard

He cares about people laughing at him. There was a video where he went into some record store and a bunch of hipsters were laughing at him. He looked like he was about to cry, and then shoved some poor arab woman in front of them claiming she was his friend to prove he was down with the struggle.

He's too old to figure out reddit though.

I'm gonna come out and say it. I still have no idea who he is or why we started making fun him.

Henry Rollins can be whatever you want him to be.

It's an information super highway he just won't travel.

That's a clam he just won't shuck.

That's a cherry he just won't pop.

That's a manhole he just won't enter.

That's a cheese he just won't slice.

That's a dog that just won't let me fuck it.