Sad only because its 100% factual.

At this point the sonner he dies the better, his wife can get a new cock in her and the kid can start "getting over it" and finding other father figures.

Good Job Bob you big fat pig.

Agreed, Bob needs to just ramp it up over the next few months and stop dragging it out. Just get it over with so his family can move on.

I have no idea what Mrs Kelly's sex life is like right now, but it will improve after he's dead.

You don't think Bobby is porking her good?

No I do not Dashielle.

Orson Welles without the talent-looking motherfucker...

That double filet o fish does look delicious

Those vintage family pictures are always so amusing to look at. There is absolutely nothing like it in 2019. If an ad campaign is forced to include a family it'll be some messed up mulatto family.

It's all over.

It took till 2020 for niggas to realize the country was finished

A happy white family pictured is considered alt right propaganda.

Ya know what duuuuude! Who needs a wife and two beautiful children, duuuuude? I got my Krispy Kreme donuts, my Oreos, my diabetes and crippling depression duuuude

“I’ll meet you at half-past cheeseburger.”

"It's 10 after pie."