Expert debater and social media shitstormer disarms trolls by responding to their insults completely literally. 100% undefeated in all forms of verbal and written sparring.

35  2019-04-29 by RoliMosimann

53 comments

We're getting Eric the Midget level responses from him now.

Hey Fat Pat, I heard you got caught shitting on your neighbors lawn, is that true?

Heard he shit his pants at a Brewers game

It wasn't shit, it was cum. He took a dozen guys bareback in a stall.

I DO NOT OWN A PRETEND SPORTS CAR OR A MOPED, CHILD!

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/u/patrickstomlinson has a tiny brain

Bird brain. Cat dick.

u/patrickstomlinson has a micropenis and his family hates him.

That starts off as a nice day but gets increasingly worse the more you read. He just doesn’t appreciate well-written adult drama imo.

Rather defend his bike than his old lady. It's part of the biker code, you see.

Holy crap I didn’t even notice that until you said it. That’s unbelievable. You’re right - he defended his shitty transportation before he defended the woman who winces and rolls her eyes when he finishes. Because it Hass to be about him - always about him. He really is a narcissistic piece of shit.

I can prove all of these events happened, child. I have documentation and or eye witnesses for each of them.

u/patrickstomlinson, no one believes that. Articles were written about what a pathetic claim it was, it was the most social media attention you had gotten since your viral tweet, and it was basically online journalists making fun of you for being a lying, exaggerating piece of shit.

What I don't have is any reason to prove anything to an anonymous trolling coward.

Sure you do. It completely disarms that argument and stops it from ever being called out for it in the future. As pointed out above, it's not just anonymous trolls, members of the media called it bullshit.

You aren't important, and what you believe doesn't matter to me.

And yet you never stop responding. I don't pay attention to a gnat flying in my kitchen, I swat it away and never give it a second thought. That's inconsequential. I don't spend seven months going up to every gnat I see and saying "You don't matter to me, gnat".

This is the guy who has called for violence, uprising, arrests, dismantling the government, overthrowing an election and had in general spent two and a half years whining and throwing a tantrum because Trump wouldn't answer the complete lack of evidence of Russian collusion.

But when it's as simple as "Your whole persona is built around your love of abortion and your confrontations with Nazis and white supremacists. Can you confirm in any way shape or form that the latter part happened?" he won't shut me up with facts or evidence?

Bullshit. This is "I have a hot girlfriend but she goes to another school you guys have never heard of."

"You're an anonymous troll" is a cop-out. You could be a reporter doing a piece on it, and he'd just have a different excuse.

But we aren't anonymous. He has all of the IP addresses.

300/4887

even if he didn't make that up i like those odds tbh

When Shapiro called him out, do you remember their series of debates and discussions? No. Because Fatrick did what he always does. He ran.

The biggest exposure he ever had, albeit brief, and Patty blocked Shapiro after getting called out and refused to discuss him or his points again.

he's actually really brave he would punch you. but calling the bar he lives at is too far that phone could have had a nazi bomb so i dont blame him for running away from that one

Yes, I can. And I still have no reason to prove anything to you, because you still don't matter. Whining about it won't suddenly make you matter.

What DOES matter is that Gate Crashers is available for your Kindle device for just $2.99. Give yourself a treat and buy it today!!!

Patrick, that's not an answer. I tell you what. Can you find an independent third party that can corroborate your Nazi "blood and soil" chanting claim? I'll take a video from someone's phone. I'll take a news story from a reputable source. If you could point to a blog contemporary to your claims that had pictures of said protestors and repeats those claims first hand.

Anything, and I'll look at it.

As far as your home encounter, I would assume you have a police report, a photo of the intruder or intruders, a name or even a longer description of the encounter than "White supremacists came to my house child." I don't need much. I also don't believe for a second that someone like you, who endlessly posts about everything you do or every opinion you have, didn't document these encounters at all. Unless they are fabrications and exaggerations.

Women and children lie for attention Patrick. I'm not here saying you're a pedophile and a Nazi and all this other stuff. I'm simply saying that you should be a man and either stand up for yourself with evidence or admit that you are lying, take responsibility and stop recounting things that did not take place.

Ooo, we got him to post in our sub. Interesting.

All people matter, Patrick. Every single person. I find it odd how you look down on people because they don’t make as much money as you or they aren’t as famous as you are, just because they disagree with you. Why is it that you are hated by liberals and conservatives equally, by people of all backgrounds, religious faiths, and yet can’t see that maybe it’s your own attitude and behavior that causes it? Does it make you feel better, is it easier, to just pretend people hate you because of your crusade against Nazis? Is it easier because then you don’t have to take any personal responsibility whatsoever for the fact that you’re a hateable piece of shit cunt?

That is not a justification for lying, child. What justifies your sub's knowingly false claims of pedophilia? Or white supremacy as was the case in this thread? Please answer the question.

"The sub" isn't a singular entity. It's thousands of people. I'm guessing the overwhelming majority don't say the things you're attributing to the entire sub. Most of us say shit that's pretty verifiable, like that you're a delusional tub of shit.

I would have to start doing either of those things

You do. You've deleted comments you found funny off your own posts and then reposted them yourself as if you came up with it. That particular accusation did not originate from our sub, it comes from your own fanbase.

No, I haven't.

Oooh a fellow fan of children. Can I get your email?


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According to GnarlyNerd, you did. Someone not affiliated with us or this sub at all.

I have no reason to share

You also have no reason to respond to all these people all day long, but you're still doing that, aren't you? You'd back your claim up if you could.

Why did you delete your comment denying that you deleted GnarlyNerd's comments on your Twitter and reposted them as your own without crediting him? Let me guess, because you don't want him outing you as a liar.

I'm a comic

No, you're not. Going to open mic nights doesn't make you a comic, it makes you someone who does open mics. Literally anyone can do that.

I do more than open mics, little one.

Funny, I missed your list of dates. Most comics actually get booked.

Why do you keep deleting your comments, Fatrick? Hiding something?

You ironically argue like a child. You claim something happened and when called on this obvious lie, you act like it's beneath you to prove it to the likes of those questioning you. Fact: nothing you're claiming happened actually happened. Fact: you're lying. You're here responding, so it's clear people here are important to you on some level.

We matter enough to get your twitter taken away. Your entire life is based around your online presence and you had that taken away from you. Hopefully the Science Network will address our concerns about your appearances on their show next.

Even with evidence provided from HIM, he still denies it https://reddit.com/r/masstagger/comments/bigpan/_/em2gdt6/?context=1

And I thought Marion had great comebacks.

If your response ended in child and little one what could he possibly say? Victim?

That one made me laugh out loud hard. He's like Lady Di. Just accuse him of something random and he will deny it with a straight face