And the dog is laying down

What is he laying down? A bone? Oh, I suppose you meant LYING down! You fucking nigger.

And the dog is a puppy

with doxen legs

That had to be amputated and replaced with springs from a child's inflatable mattress

"Have you heard about these fucking giant dogs they've got over in Ukraine? What happened was these dogs were drinking contaminated water after the Chernobyl disaster and they grew into these big fucking monsters. It's insane! They look cute but they'll tear your fucking face off. Jamie, pull up that video of that urban explorer who got killed by a pack of those fuckers. It's scary man, I'm telling you."

Obligatory: "Those mothafuckas are savage as fuck."

Can you imagine if wolves were just straight up jackin' mothafuckers? You'd be like "bitch we gotta take care of these wolves!"

A dog and its bitch!

tss dat dog is prety tall

Where is the 60k bitch

Don't contaminate the new sub with baby noises.

What a short pitiful man this guy is

Pitiful is a stretch. He’s a multimillionaire, I struggle to have any pity for him. Only envy.

True. Plus, he can look up any skirt with ease at his height. Definitely a plus in my book.

When you can't look down on Rogan.

All he has is money and the ear of retarded teenagers.

More than me.

Lollipop Guild representin, yo

His step daughter must be loose on the property again.

Martial is a good dog.

Rarely you see Joe Rogan not on all 4s, pants down near a dog.

Cute dog.

Marshall is a good looking dude.

What a cute Maltese!