If Joe Cumia wants to be the star of this sub again he needs to be willing to degrade himself a little farther
51 2019-04-29 by I_hate_henry_rollins
The Big Apple Ranch selfie was a good start, but now I’m proposing a game of dares in which we tell Joe to do humiliating things and give him attention in exchange for following through. If he needs his dopamine fix from us that badly then let him play the dancing monkey boy in order to get it.
First dare: Joe, I dare you to shave your awful scraggly goatee into a hitler moustache and keep it like that for a week. Your move, cowboy.
35 comments
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-29
Well that’s one way to earn the karma points he so desperately needs.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-29
He probably thinks he can cash them in for something
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-29
Child spit
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-29
Whoops I just dropped an American flag on the corner of MLK & president Barack Obama highway. I'll just leave it there, it's biodegradable, right?
1 Subeckk 2019-04-29
He's on his way to pick it up. Layla can be tardy today
1 TheAmazingAsshole2 2019-04-29
How do you a further humiliate a 70 year old who lives off the charity of his alcoholic pederast younger brother?
1 I_hate_henry_rollins 2019-04-29
You make him do silly dares, of course!
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
60 in July.
Have him hit NYS lotto for a few million $? More of that “humiliating charity”.
He can live with that. NP!!
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-29
Between hitting the lotto and pawning your daughter off for electronics, you have a pretty solid financial strategy.
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-04-29
There are far more child-endangering ways to acquire electronics, child.
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-29
A father of four, 84th air borne veteran and winner is People's Court
1 sjhdddtddd4swwcf 2019-04-29
i think he owes an apology
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-04-29
How about stealing things from the Compound such as the dinosaur?
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-29
Or the vault that contains the souls of countless child victims who haven't been free to reach the afterlife?
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
I desire no special attention gents. I’m just one of you. I believe my karma is the lowest, yet my posts and commentary the most read and paid attention to. That’s plenty for me. Thank you!
PS- There’s always photoshop!
1 I_hate_henry_rollins 2019-04-29
You’re not one of anything. The only way you can escape the law of diminishing returns and retain your relevancy on this sub is to walk around your white trash neighborhood with a hitler stash and film the resultant backlash. Do it you fucking coward.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-29
http://i.imgur.com/hFWHthU.jpg
1 PST4eva 2019-04-29
Who's Joe Cumia?
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-29
Some faggot
1 Colinfagerty 2019-04-29
An N- person.
1 PAT_B0T 2019-04-29
Glad see another comrade calling out Joe "Misogynist" Cumia. Joe and I are born enemies.
1 Antmanhop 2019-04-29
Second Dare: One week of honest work
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-04-29
Further. Farther is a measure of physical distance, further is for metaphorical ones.
Joe got Ja'quaveeus' cock farther down his throat than ever before, further cementing his notoriety as the Deepest Dandy.
1 I_hate_henry_rollins 2019-04-29
It was a typo. I meant to say “a little father” which is what Joe Cumia is (metaphorically speaking, because he doesn’t measure up)
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-29
Do we really need a stunt boy, though? He’s already debasing himself by chasing us for attention. If he gets any more pathetic, it’ll be hard to stomach.
1 I_hate_henry_rollins 2019-04-29
If you can’t find any enchantment in the idea of Joe running around his local Walmart in an adult baby costume for sub karma then I feel truly sorry for you, child.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-29
You really think he’s going to do something like that because we told him to?
1 I_hate_henry_rollins 2019-04-29
I think if we all ignored him like a bunch of bitchy high school girls he’d get to that point eventually, yes. Maybe you don’t understand just how desperately Joe needs this sub.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-29
I’m not suggesting we stop talking about him, but if you think he’s going to do whatever we tell him just for our attention, you overestimate how much he needs this sub. He’s not wearing a diaper in public and recording it for us. Come on.
1 I_hate_henry_rollins 2019-04-29
Hey man, maybe I’m a crazy radical for daring to dream big or whatever, but I believe he will. They laughed at Steve Jobs too, you know.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-29
Steve Jobs thought he could cure cancer by eating fruit. Good luck.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-29
Joe hates us now and won't be back can't you read.
1 I_hate_henry_rollins 2019-04-29
I’m well aware of Joseph Cumia’s weekly walk-outs on this sub, sir.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-29
Shhh you'll spook the lil guy
1 BlackManMoan 2019-04-29
Can we just get it over with and make Joe our retarded stunt boy?