And it's like, well heck, pat. You wanna groom children but you can't even pay your $600 rent. I mean heavens to betsy, child. Get your priorities straight and try writing at least one good chapter for once in your life man!

132  2019-04-29 by CoreyFeldog

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Canadians talk like everything is a song, a pleasant hum. A natural, beautiful melody to our ears. Peaceful, helpful, positive, and above all else -- Real.

They're like elves... beautiful, majestic, gay... And arrogant enough to think they can find a way to coexist with orcs.

That's not true at all. Elves never wanted to coexist with Orcs. They have always been jealous of Man's ambition.

Elves are pretty gay though

Perfect example on how you can agree with someone ideologically and still think he's a big faggot

jordan peterson is the type of guy that seems reasonable if all you've seen is a 5 minute clip. listen long enough and you'll hear gem such as:

  • "you can't quit smoking without magic mushrooms"
  • "watching disney movies is a religious experience"
  • "it would take me 40 hours to explain whether christ was literally resurrected"

not sure how this dudes fans don't realise he's a quack

Plus he's a zionist. Once I find that out, it's all I need to know and I become instantly suspicious of them. He's not as bad with it as Ben Shapiro, but still.

It's because Zionism is the status quo and it's not a hill most people want to die on. It's much easier to say "yeah, sure, Israel is our greatest ally" than to risk your entire career being ruined, de-platformed, and possibly even your bank accounts revoked. It's something that has to be chipped away at over time - and it certainly is - but the split that occurred cause Jordan Peterson didn't tackle the JQ is silly.

Yeah, I almost fell for his whole "nationalists are just playing right wing identity politics" false narrative and other bullshit too. Vox Day does a good job of exposing his insidious 'gate-keeping' agenda.

It's amazing to me how people can shit on Peterson but throw in with a giant weird fag like Vox Day.

I don't "throw in" with Vox Day, I just generally agree with his critique of Peterson. He may be a "giant weird fag" but he was one of the first people to call out Peterson who wasn't a complete leftie shithead.

His callouts are retarded. Vox Day wants to be the only traditionalist intellectual associated with the right so he saw someone like Peterson get popular and, like all emotionally political idiots, started arguing with his fans instead of against Peterson. The entire title of his book shows this, you can hear his gay Italian pretentious tone in your head going "oh look, the GREATEST PHILOSOPHER in the history of the world!" cause he's another extremely online dipshit who doesn't like this phenomenon.

Okay, I'm not sure what your hate boner for Vox Day has to do with my reply. I'm only really familiar with his criticisms of Peterson which I think are valid. I don't give a shit about your opinion of his personality or motivations. Why don't you go clean your room before jerking yourself off to another shit chapter of 12 rules for life. Peterson fag.

lol look at the utter retardation on display here. You not only address nothing I said (which completely proves you wrong,) but you spend the entire post feigning confusion at why I brought up Vox Day and then admitting everything you sayyou got directly from Vox Day. Which is the entire point I was making.

Look how uppity and emotional these Vox fags get, you make an insane point that makes no sense, you can't back it up, and then you repeat the same shit Chapos Trap House fans recite. I mean I don't care that you're making yourself look like a histrionic retard, but in the future you may want to actually stick to the made-up non-points you got from your Italian White Nationalist Sci-Fi Author idol.

Lol, fucking hell. Peterson attracts the most insecure losers, is he your 'internet dad'? I don't need to address anything because I never argued any of the points that you raised, yet I'm the "retard"? You were the one that went on an autistic tirade against Vox, yet I'm the "emotional" one? I calmly stated that I basically agree with Vox's criticism of Peterson, yet I'm being "histrionic"? I bet this is exactly how you act when you get turned down by a girl, you have a fucking meltdown and tell her how she's a retard. How many sheckels do you give Peterson to tour the globe spouting his mumbo jumbo self help bullshit to internet tough guys like yourself? I bet you cry too when Peterson gets all emotional talking about fucking Pinocchio or some Disney shit. Fuck off Peterson fag.

lol he never said any of that

He was quoting a scientific study that said psilocybin can help treat addictions so I'm not sure why you've picked that one to be gay about.

it's one way to quit smoking, not the only way

He never said it is the only way. What an insane way to interpret that.

in response to "you can't quit smoking without magic mushrooms?" he said "no, not really"... what exactly am i missing here?

You need to stop quoting people if you're not actually quoting people. He said there aren't really any reliable chemical alternatives for smoking cessation. That's actually true. The way we do it now is we just wean people off by introducing smaller and smaller doses of nicotine, until people can break the habit themselves. He also, in the same conversation you are referencing, mentions Bupropion.

So, again, you keep using quotes but the things you are quoting are your own weird interpretations of things.

in response to "you can't quit smoking without magic mushrooms?" he said "no, not really"

this is an exact fucking quote you fucking retard.

He said there aren't really any reliable chemical alternatives for smoking cessation. That's actually true.

that wasn't the question asked of him. the question was, and i quote, "you can't quit smoking without magic mushrooms?"

So, again, you keep using quotes but the things you are quoting are your own weird interpretations of things. You are objectively wrong in the shit you are saying, probably because you haven't actually watched these videos and are just sucking talking points out of Vox Day's ass or something

i haven't misinterpreted anything. if you think i'm obliged to include halfway backpeddling apologies after the fact you're not gonna get it.

feel free to respond to all the other retarded shit that comes out of jordan peterson's mouth. he's not an intellectually honest person, he's a deeply confused man who uses sophistry and mental gymnastics to convince fellow confused men like you into thinking he has anything to offer anybody besides reductive, pseudoprofound "rules for life" like "pet a cat when you encounter one on the street"

i've watched hours and hours of jordan peterson. i'm not some faggot with a liberal agenda.

i agree with most of what jordan peterson says, unfortunately he has a real bad habit of saying shit so retarded that i fundamentally don't trust him as an intellectual or interlocuter.

god you're such fucking faggot

We like to bend reality and misrepresent in this place, but damn nigga you are way ahead on this game.

those are almost exact quotes, probably not even the dumbest shit he's said. jordan peterson is a charlatan, sorry to break it to you.

You’re the type of NIGGER who quotes things out of contest, aren’t you.

Nice context, stupid

You know what I find funny, it's that all the rabid Jordan Peterson haters use the same arguments and words. Like every single one of you nerds say "charlatan," it's such a gay and specific word.

I mean ever look at how stupid your arguments are. This guy, who is an expert on addiction, once said that psylocibin can help, and you spun that as "he says the only way to quit smoking is to take magic mushrooms!" The weird thing is I can't tell if you realize how retarded you look saying shit like that or if you truly believe it.

"it would take me 40 hours to explain whether christ was literally resurrected"

even momentarily imagining the dumb, gay shit he would say while trying to do this is giving me anxiety

this guy is the gold standard for making a deal with the (((devil))) and selling your soul and integrity when the moment of truth came. huge fag and husk

Personal responsibility is something that regressives like Patrick have a lot of trouble with.

Shush child, let the grownups speak...

A psychologist would do wonders for fatboy

I disagree, to be successfully treated by a psychiatrist you have to have at least some degree of self awareness. Someone who is totally delusional doesn’t want to improve because they don’t feel there’s any thing about the TO improve.

Fatrick needs to be institutionalized so medical professionals can examine his dumbass brain

Sociopaths typically wind up utilizing psychiatrists (often without realizing it) as a way to practice impersonating someone with empathy. Fatrick would only be honing his "skills"

Is that what you did, Jim? Or did you just brood for an hour every week?

You watched The Sopranos too?

I first heard it from one of my mom's cunty psychiatrist friends when I was a little kid who loved to recite things she that knew aloud without provocation whenever she felt insecure because she was obsessed with always trying to be the smartest person in the room. I did also remember hearing that being mentioned in one of the scenes with Melfi and Elliot

He's a psychologist not a deity.

psychotherapy is a jewish trick

Nice Kermit the frog voice, stupid.

The first time I heard him on Joe Rogan I thought it was Scott Thompson doing his middle-aged housewife character.

He sounds like frank from the professor brothers https://youtu.be/rCjn-24mMqY

And for Gosh sakes, what's all that zim and zer aboot? I'm not sayin it darn it, I'm not.

god this guy is such a fucking faggot

For gosh sakes man get your individually place follicles in order before you step outside, you know?

It's like, straight line right across the top or don't even bother, eh?

I'm not a huge JP fan but I love the idea that he pisses people off by telling them to clean their room and respect comes from responsibility.

Can you please do what zizek would say now

The thing that annoys me the most about this guy was the fact he had a Patreon account despite all the other income sources he has. This guy is worth tens of millions of dollars yet the Joe-Rogan-fan-type actually donate to him like he's a struggling artist.