"Have you seen that video of those people from Compoundia? Yeah, apparently all the men take child brides at 70, and all the women over 18 are killed. Jamie, pull that up. Look at their warrior technique. Apparently they actually specialize in biting and kicking, but only against frail intruders, they offer many fine currencies to male encroachers. Did you see that guy shove the coconut all the way up his ass? Whoa!"
"Have you heard about this fucked up tribe living in Long Island? Apparently they migrated here sometime in the past from North Africa and they have retained all their traditional lifestyle habits. Jamie, pull that shit up. The chief tribesman is this ugly son-of-a-bitch that some speculate is close to 180 years ago. His diet comprises solely of cheap fermented drinks. There's evidence that this crazy bitch follows a ritual of placing eggs that vibrate at some kind of third-eye frequency up his ass. It's crazy shit, man. This guy is into some spiritual shit where he can leave the physical world and enter this unknown region of obscurity."
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1 Terahite 2019-04-29
Reposting from old sub.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-29
"Have you seen that video of those people from Compoundia? Yeah, apparently all the men take child brides at 70, and all the women over 18 are killed. Jamie, pull that up. Look at their warrior technique. Apparently they actually specialize in biting and kicking, but only against frail intruders, they offer many fine currencies to male encroachers. Did you see that guy shove the coconut all the way up his ass? Whoa!"
1 late_50s_why 2019-04-29
Where the fuck is my bow
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-29
Nananotwhytes of Brazil
1 witepplberacist 2019-04-29
"Have you heard about this fucked up tribe living in Long Island? Apparently they migrated here sometime in the past from North Africa and they have retained all their traditional lifestyle habits. Jamie, pull that shit up. The chief tribesman is this ugly son-of-a-bitch that some speculate is close to 180 years ago. His diet comprises solely of cheap fermented drinks. There's evidence that this crazy bitch follows a ritual of placing eggs that vibrate at some kind of third-eye frequency up his ass. It's crazy shit, man. This guy is into some spiritual shit where he can leave the physical world and enter this unknown region of obscurity."
1 DrCroccer 2019-04-29
1 Anarox 2019-04-29
Joe has an sexual obsessions with getting raped by a gorilla. I'm only half joking. The man has a need to be dominated and raped