I am as much a part of r/opienanthony as all 4857 of you are.
0 2019-04-29 by OpieCakeStomp
My true feeling about our tumultuous past relationship: “If you can’t beat em... etc.” so I humbly joined you.
Whether you like it or want to kill yourselves, I’m now one of you. I may begin my subreddit journey as the retarded little cousin that everyone fucks with (figuratively speaking) but I’m now feeling like one of you. Accept it, or be in denial. It’s a fact my brothers and sisters! I needed to start a thread to find out everyone’s thoughts on this latest revelation!! Hallelujah!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!!!
91 comments
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-29
Just one of the bros saying nigger. Nigger nigger nigger. Welcome.
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
You should say it publicly Sir. What could possibly happen?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-29
See about trading in that white supremacist card for an N card. Let me know how that works out.
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
I’ve already been called both by members here. You’re causing me to have an identity crisis... Choose one and I’ll try to run with it homey..!
1 thrillated 2019-04-29
Fuck off, ese.
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
That’s it. The sub needs to build a wall. #MOAGA
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-29
Walls are to keep creeps like you out
1 breadgrapeswater 2019-04-29
Start the podcast while your stock is up
1 superheater187 2019-04-29
This is the best course of action
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
Hold that thought. Working.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-29
😂😂😂
1 assreaper 2019-04-29
on a buzz maybe
1 Subeckk 2019-04-29
You've never worked a day in your life, fatso.
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
Oh contraire! I was a hard working HVAC Mechanic by trade for around 20 years. That was before I hit the O&A lotto. My friends here shouldn’t be so uninformed about the years I busted my ass just like they do. I’m one of you! Uh huh.
1 thrillated 2019-04-29
It's "au contraire," you uncultured leech.
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
You French Faggot.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-04-29
You're the one who said it, retard. Incorrectly, of course.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-29
I laughed out loud at how fucking stupid that exchange was
1 AmberBeard 2019-04-29
Joe Cumia's stupidity is beyond comprehension.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-29
That's actually pretty industrious of you, Joe. Good job.
1 pussycreamdreamteam 2019-04-29
we see you, joe.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-04-29
Damn dude driving for 10.5 hours after less than 6 hours of sleep sounds scary.
Take a modafinil so you don’t kill someone.
1 N64CUBE 2019-04-29
my lawyer has informed me that I’m not to be included in any group that you associate with Mr. Cumia
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
You’d better leave then. I’m here to stay. Very comfortable here. Like an old stinky sneaker...
1 suirogerg 2019-04-29
So you’re a REDDITARD and online terrorist now?
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
Card carrying.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-29
Fuckin redditard. Also, Antho y bought a Mac Book for a 40yr old man because he thought it was a 14yr old girl He wanted to have sex with.
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
And what happened after that? Absolutely nothing you say?
You know, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener...
Me?!?! A REDDITARD!?!? A badge of honor sir!! Badge of honor!! Thank you!
1 xterraroc 2019-04-29
Shit Joe... how much drinking you do today?
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
None. Zero. Not a drop.!
1 xterraroc 2019-04-29
I was giving you the benefit of the doubt and at least think it was the booze talking but I guess not. Shouldn’t you be getting for work tomorrow?
1 thrillated 2019-04-29
Why must you pull his leg in this cruel manner?
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-29
i just watched the movie the other day
synchronicity
also Joe, welcome home faggot
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-29
What happened, Joe? He tried to invite her out to the house "Oh, man. You want east wing or west? #Compound Hotel". There's an actual pic of the tweet, hopefully someone will link it for you. Then he found out it was a guy HAHA HOLY SHIIIIT, what a fucking idiot. He's lucky the guy was a depressed fucking faggot and didn't go to the police or Perverted Justice and tell them some greasy old wop was trying to groom what he thought was freshman in high school.
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
No cmon, But really, what happened after that? You just told me what didn’t happen and destroyed the credibility of your only “witness” by citing his depression and faggotry.
That means a whole lot of nothing Sir. Maybe there was another instance of Anthony being overly generous to a perceived young lady? Anything?!? No???? Did he go out cruising Junior High Schools or sone other evil thing that I don’t know about?
Sherlock, maybe your Urban legend has legs HERE, but it’s just a bunch of useless rhetoric IRL. It means nothing in the real world. Just accept that as I have accepted you my son.. LOL
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-29
https://i.imgur.com/rADNy5d.jpg
Why does your brother take creepshots of teen girls in public? I don't have the other picture he took of that topless 8 year old at that water park (for obvious reasons), but seriously tell him to lay off. You shouldn't amuse his pedophilic behavior because he didn't end up having sex with a child. I still consider that 17 year old he took to his reunion bad enough, that was just gross.
Get lil bros dick out of your mouth homo
1 of_lower_stock 2019-04-29
/u/OpieCakeStomp comment, stupid? Do you consider this acceptable behavior? Your brother should be put to sleep.
1 assreaper 2019-04-29
So because he didn't get caught makes it OK?
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-29
This is actually the Cumia family motto.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-29
Their motto is Ro don't know if you don't go
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
Ok ok... try this on. Several of you have stated that you want Ant and/or Joe dead. You actually talked about how you’d like to see them deceased and alluded to the ways that you would/could cause it to happen. This is a very real desire in the part of some sub members, and you’ve conspired here and on the discord in reference to it.
That makes you all murderers.
Get the point? Good. Now go do something constructive or educational! Have a great night all of my subreddit constituents! Cheers!
1 of_lower_stock 2019-04-29
Grooming children is a crime in itself. Wishing retards and child groomers ill is not. And you are an imbecile for not understanding that.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-29
No Joe. Hoping your child molesting family dies and cannot hurt children anymore does not equate to your silly premise.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-04-29
You mean what happened after your brother was caught secretly grooming a goddamned 14 year old by secretly buying her gifts? The fact that it was actually a 40 year old man does not change the fact that Anthony thought it was a 14 year old girl. What happened after that doesn’t matter.
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
Oooooh! Calling in the BIG ANONYMOUS GUNS! SHITCUNT_DICKLORD! or something. I guess I should feel what? Honored? Intimidated? Intellectually out-gunned??? or like the sub just let loose with a giant dookie? Yeah, GIANT DOOKIE.. .
RIGHT! What happened after that doesn’t matter because what happened after that was... (wait for it genius....... )
Nothing. Happened.
1 assreaper 2019-04-29
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-29
Intlectually* you homosexual
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-29
Why are you dodging these questions?
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-29
Nigger you try to hard. That's your problem. You're always stumbling over your own fat tongue.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-29
The point is: your brother, Anthony Cumia, illegally and aggressively grooms female children for sex.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-04-29
Shut up bitch
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
Why you talkin to yo mama like that homey?!?!
1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-29
Oh children, hush.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-29
Yo mama would have loved to have been talked to at all, as her health slowly dwindler away
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-29
Your account is 5 days old. Nobody cares who you are and that you've humbly decided to join us. Tell us some jokes, stupid.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-29
It's Joe
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
Humph.. ok, a Joke:
Jewish kid asks his Father for $50. Father says: “Twenty Dollars!! Why do you need Ten dollars!!”
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-29
Answer my PM.
If this is you someone has bamboozled me into being a rambling cunt.
1 assreaper 2019-04-29
You didn't need help there sir.
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
My joke was better..
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-29
I don't think you can pull a Pretty Woman on Joe, dude. He'll forever be a low IQ dumbfuck.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-29
Italian kid asks his brother to support himself, his child, and a whole nother family he had no business taking on in the first place 😂🤣😂
1 assreaper 2019-04-29
Well whats the punchline?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-29
He gives in and takes a second mortgage on his house. Lol.
1 assreaper 2019-04-29
Halfbreed drops the mic.
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-04-29
Us.
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
Ok. This has me befuddled. ??? WTF?
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-29
What doesn't have you befuddled? You're stupid
1 assreaper 2019-04-29
Thought we had no effect on your lives? 60 year old man making alt accounts and wants to be part of the club.
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
Not “wants to be”... face it, I already am.
Like it or not. I get more action around here than a stinky twatted bleach blonde $5 BJ whore at a reddit “getting to know you” weekend mixer...
1 assreaper 2019-04-29
Dont bring your mother into this.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-29
Ok carol may not be wife material but this is a bit harsh. Gosh.
1 thrillated 2019-04-29
Speaking of which, why is your girlfriend so aggressively and punishingly ugly?
1 assreaper 2019-04-29
If Ant could afford a harley then Joe might have a better looking girl.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-29
That doesn’t make any sense. You’re retarded.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-04-29
It makes sense when you consider the fact that Joe is a submissive little masochistic bottom bitch. That's actually the only way it makes sense.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-29
Fuck off, you desperate geriatric.
1 assreaper 2019-04-29
Over/under the amount of words in this post joe had to google?
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-29
Layla will be fucking blacks in five years.
1 assreaper 2019-04-29
Little harsh, but i think you sent him to bed.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-29
It was past his bedtime, little one
1 aRTie02150 2019-04-29
Was the prank phone call staged? Don't fucking lie either.
1 Menthol_Moose 2019-04-29
This is just like when Bobo used to post on the old sub.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-29
Are we supposed to know who you are?
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-29
The heart attack can't come fast enough
1 brothamenarmy 2019-04-29
The only true way to get into this subs good graces would be for you to book a gig at hooligans in Wisconsin and perform a parody about Patso molesting kids.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-29
You're fat, Joe. So am I, but I don't like to focus on that.
1 GinFoss 2019-04-29
Every time Joe is off the main page and it's all patrick posts, surprise surprise, his "quitting reddit forever" seems to come to an end. this has happened like 3 times already right?
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
Yes it has, but I won’t be quitting again. I figured this place out. I’ll lurk from time to time, when I’m busy... but I’ll never quit posting here. This is my permanent screen name. I’m a permanent resident now. Thanks for the warm welcome!!!
1 PFCBloodFart 2019-04-29
Not sure if bro joe or bro joe cosplayer...
1 OpieCakeStomp 2019-04-29
And that’s the way its gonna stay nigga... it’s nice being able to say shit online with impunity. Learned a lot from you fucks the past few years.