I am as much a part of r/opienanthony as all 4857 of you are.

0  2019-04-29 by OpieCakeStomp

My true feeling about our tumultuous past relationship: “If you can’t beat em... etc.” so I humbly joined you.

Whether you like it or want to kill yourselves, I’m now one of you. I may begin my subreddit journey as the retarded little cousin that everyone fucks with (figuratively speaking) but I’m now feeling like one of you. Accept it, or be in denial. It’s a fact my brothers and sisters! I needed to start a thread to find out everyone’s thoughts on this latest revelation!! Hallelujah!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!!!

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Just one of the bros saying nigger. Nigger nigger nigger. Welcome.

You should say it publicly Sir. What could possibly happen?

See about trading in that white supremacist card for an N card. Let me know how that works out.

I’ve already been called both by members here. You’re causing me to have an identity crisis... Choose one and I’ll try to run with it homey..!

Fuck off, ese.

That’s it. The sub needs to build a wall. #MOAGA

Walls are to keep creeps like you out

Start the podcast while your stock is up

This is the best course of action

Hold that thought. Working.

Working

😂😂😂

on a buzz maybe

You've never worked a day in your life, fatso.

Oh contraire! I was a hard working HVAC Mechanic by trade for around 20 years. That was before I hit the O&A lotto. My friends here shouldn’t be so uninformed about the years I busted my ass just like they do. I’m one of you! Uh huh.

It's "au contraire," you uncultured leech.

You French Faggot.

You're the one who said it, retard. Incorrectly, of course.

I laughed out loud at how fucking stupid that exchange was

Joe Cumia's stupidity is beyond comprehension.

That's actually pretty industrious of you, Joe. Good job.

we see you, joe.

Damn dude driving for 10.5 hours after less than 6 hours of sleep sounds scary.

Take a modafinil so you don’t kill someone.

my lawyer has informed me that I’m not to be included in any group that you associate with Mr. Cumia

You’d better leave then. I’m here to stay. Very comfortable here. Like an old stinky sneaker...

So you’re a REDDITARD and online terrorist now?

Card carrying.

Fuckin redditard. Also, Antho y bought a Mac Book for a 40yr old man because he thought it was a 14yr old girl He wanted to have sex with.

And what happened after that? Absolutely nothing you say?

You know, when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener...

Me?!?! A REDDITARD!?!? A badge of honor sir!! Badge of honor!! Thank you!

Shit Joe... how much drinking you do today?

None. Zero. Not a drop.!

I was giving you the benefit of the doubt and at least think it was the booze talking but I guess not. Shouldn’t you be getting for work tomorrow?

Shouldn’t you be getting for work tomorrow?

Why must you pull his leg in this cruel manner?

i just watched the movie the other day

synchronicity

also Joe, welcome home faggot

What happened, Joe? He tried to invite her out to the house "Oh, man. You want east wing or west? #Compound Hotel". There's an actual pic of the tweet, hopefully someone will link it for you. Then he found out it was a guy HAHA HOLY SHIIIIT, what a fucking idiot. He's lucky the guy was a depressed fucking faggot and didn't go to the police or Perverted Justice and tell them some greasy old wop was trying to groom what he thought was freshman in high school.

No cmon, But really, what happened after that? You just told me what didn’t happen and destroyed the credibility of your only “witness” by citing his depression and faggotry.

That means a whole lot of nothing Sir. Maybe there was another instance of Anthony being overly generous to a perceived young lady? Anything?!? No???? Did he go out cruising Junior High Schools or sone other evil thing that I don’t know about?

Sherlock, maybe your Urban legend has legs HERE, but it’s just a bunch of useless rhetoric IRL. It means nothing in the real world. Just accept that as I have accepted you my son.. LOL

https://i.imgur.com/rADNy5d.jpg

Why does your brother take creepshots of teen girls in public? I don't have the other picture he took of that topless 8 year old at that water park (for obvious reasons), but seriously tell him to lay off. You shouldn't amuse his pedophilic behavior because he didn't end up having sex with a child. I still consider that 17 year old he took to his reunion bad enough, that was just gross.

Get lil bros dick out of your mouth homo

/u/OpieCakeStomp comment, stupid? Do you consider this acceptable behavior? Your brother should be put to sleep.

So because he didn't get caught makes it OK?

because he didn't get caught makes it OK

This is actually the Cumia family motto.

Their motto is Ro don't know if you don't go

Ok ok... try this on. Several of you have stated that you want Ant and/or Joe dead. You actually talked about how you’d like to see them deceased and alluded to the ways that you would/could cause it to happen. This is a very real desire in the part of some sub members, and you’ve conspired here and on the discord in reference to it.

That makes you all murderers.

Get the point? Good. Now go do something constructive or educational! Have a great night all of my subreddit constituents! Cheers!

Grooming children is a crime in itself. Wishing retards and child groomers ill is not. And you are an imbecile for not understanding that.

No Joe. Hoping your child molesting family dies and cannot hurt children anymore does not equate to your silly premise.

No cmon, But really, what happened after that?

You mean what happened after your brother was caught secretly grooming a goddamned 14 year old by secretly buying her gifts? The fact that it was actually a 40 year old man does not change the fact that Anthony thought it was a 14 year old girl. What happened after that doesn’t matter.

Oooooh! Calling in the BIG ANONYMOUS GUNS! SHITCUNT_DICKLORD! or something. I guess I should feel what? Honored? Intimidated? Intellectually out-gunned??? or like the sub just let loose with a giant dookie? Yeah, GIANT DOOKIE.. .

RIGHT! What happened after that doesn’t matter because what happened after that was... (wait for it genius....... )

Nothing. Happened.

Intellectually out-gunned for sure but i guess your use to that.

Intlectually* you homosexual

Why are you dodging these questions?

Nigger you try to hard. That's your problem. You're always stumbling over your own fat tongue.

The point is: your brother, Anthony Cumia, illegally and aggressively grooms female children for sex.

Shut up bitch

Why you talkin to yo mama like that homey?!?!

Oh children, hush.

Yo mama would have loved to have been talked to at all, as her health slowly dwindler away

Your account is 5 days old. Nobody cares who you are and that you've humbly decided to join us. Tell us some jokes, stupid.

It's Joe

Humph.. ok, a Joke:

Jewish kid asks his Father for $50. Father says: “Twenty Dollars!! Why do you need Ten dollars!!”

Answer my PM.

If this is you someone has bamboozled me into being a rambling cunt.

You didn't need help there sir.

My joke was better..

I don't think you can pull a Pretty Woman on Joe, dude. He'll forever be a low IQ dumbfuck.

Italian kid asks his brother to support himself, his child, and a whole nother family he had no business taking on in the first place 😂🤣😂

Well whats the punchline?

He gives in and takes a second mortgage on his house. Lol.

Halfbreed drops the mic.

Ok. This has me befuddled. ??? WTF?

What doesn't have you befuddled? You're stupid

Thought we had no effect on your lives? 60 year old man making alt accounts and wants to be part of the club.

Not “wants to be”... face it, I already am.

Like it or not. I get more action around here than a stinky twatted bleach blonde $5 BJ whore at a reddit “getting to know you” weekend mixer...

Dont bring your mother into this.

Ok carol may not be wife material but this is a bit harsh. Gosh.

Speaking of which, why is your girlfriend so aggressively and punishingly ugly?

If Ant could afford a harley then Joe might have a better looking girl.

That doesn’t make any sense. You’re retarded.

It makes sense when you consider the fact that Joe is a submissive little masochistic bottom bitch. That's actually the only way it makes sense.

Fuck off, you desperate geriatric.

Over/under the amount of words in this post joe had to google?

Layla will be fucking blacks in five years.

Little harsh, but i think you sent him to bed.

It was past his bedtime, little one

Was the prank phone call staged? Don't fucking lie either.

This is just like when Bobo used to post on the old sub.

Are we supposed to know who you are?

The heart attack can't come fast enough

The only true way to get into this subs good graces would be for you to book a gig at hooligans in Wisconsin and perform a parody about Patso molesting kids.

You're fat, Joe. So am I, but I don't like to focus on that.

Every time Joe is off the main page and it's all patrick posts, surprise surprise, his "quitting reddit forever" seems to come to an end. this has happened like 3 times already right?

Yes it has, but I won’t be quitting again. I figured this place out. I’ll lurk from time to time, when I’m busy... but I’ll never quit posting here. This is my permanent screen name. I’m a permanent resident now. Thanks for the warm welcome!!!

Not sure if bro joe or bro joe cosplayer...

And that’s the way its gonna stay nigga... it’s nice being able to say shit online with impunity. Learned a lot from you fucks the past few years.