In Memoriam Nipsey Hussle aka The Second Coming of Christ

0  2019-04-28 by ProfessionalCrump

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They say shit like this after any retard dies. Dead people are the greatest people who ever lived. Perfect, infallible people.

*Dead famous people. This dummy logged onto Instagram to eulogize and exaggerate the altruism of a dead famous rapper—only because he was once a famous rapper. It is star-fucking of the highest order.

When I was in high school, this kid got shot and killed. He was in a gang, sold drugs, and never went to school. Big surprise. After he died, the principal was interviewed by the local news channel and she called him an A-student and three sport athlete. Both lies of course. At our graduation, they even called his name like he would've even made it that far.

Was he an N-student too, by any chance?

Yes, he was a regular niiiii... ncompoop.

They're the worst!

Notice how it's only nice people die, apparently assholes live forever. You never hear, "That guy was an asshole and I'm glad he's dead." At least outside of a Cumia funeral.

Except if they were a Confederate War general, sang America the Beautiful, and the list contines-

He still died like common street trash.

Yo, you need to fashion yo heart after Nipsey's. Use those codes, fam.

And now he's dead.

.... bummer.

shiii and I'm just a rocket with a nigger launcher over here

He got like 5 houses round his neck tho 🤷🏿‍♂️