Maybe because I'm in a shit mood but this made me laugh

156  2019-04-28 by Mintwa

45 comments

Please make sure Fat Pat sees this.

If you were forced to fuck one or you’d get fucked in the ass by a giant black cock which would choose?

Ian Mckellan

You’re getting AIDS either way

I'm going with top right corner with the 6,67% shot that it's a tomboy dike with an identity crisis. Shit ben shapiros sister had a similar face and wad rocking insane khazar milkers iirc. Either that or Gandalf, maybe the old fag skipped aids, plus it's quite the story to have.

Looks like Colin Hanks.

I know someone who passed.

Your Dad.

He past

He was only 14 years old.

when being gay isnt gay enough?

LOL Yo I’m on a few dating apps rn. I am really bad at guessing that some are trannies. I usually have a suspicion but then I see on their profile “I am trans” , also the dick bulge was also another big red flag.

Jim Norton : “what’s wrong with that?”

What dating app is this? I don't mind traps

then you'll love exploring abandoned temples deep in the jungle, PERVERT

Degenerate fag

If anything, Tinder made me able to spot trannies at the drop of a hat. Look for

- Lack of hips

- Large hands, usually very veiny

- Strong chins/jaws. Narrow faces/thick necks

- Overly sexual pictures (these mental cases think they'll pass for women if they put on dresses and stick their fake tits out)

- Meaty cock bulges

And of course, if you're in person, those horrendous sandpaper voices are ALWAYS the giveaway.

Trannies are actually ruining dating for butterfaces or otherwise semi-attractive chicks. After seeing so many trannies on Tinder I've started to become suspicious of any girl who isn't immediately, obviously a female. Sometimes I'm looking at a biological woman and swipe left just to avoid possibly matching with a tranny.

Another hidden gem.

Put your user name in the top at this link, some of your old posts come up https://pholder.com/r/opieandanthony/

Hahaha it took a moment but I got there and had a haughty luff.

Srry yr in a 💩 mood here is 😗 just 4u

What’s so funny about a collage of beautiful brave women, child?

Is the top right picture from the new Colin Hanks movie?

Fucking monstroities. Still, Sue is my Queen.

Reminds me I was banned for linking to transpassing on the last iteration of this place - either spaceedge or toolman were not only fat but also shemalechasers.

They didn't want us coming across their "Rate me" posts there.

when gross fellas try to be gross gals

He is referring, of course, to r/transpassing

Clearly the look of mental health.

That nigga on the right looks like Fred Armisen's annoying girlfriend character in Portlandia.

Cacao!!

Laaaance...

I kinda get why Islam is not found of the American way of life.

Tossing fags from rooftops, stoning bitches to death for the crime of being raped...lot of common ground we could use to build bridges.

YIKES

Top center, Mrs Jameson, my elementary school librarian

So being on dating apps in 2019: any woman that looks the least bit manly gets a pass. Even if they are women. Can’t be too careful. Anyone that offers up pronouns: automatic out. Even if they’re hot (cause who needs that?).

Try to go for people that don’t proclaim their political standings or say _____ positive. Treat it like the women who use old pictures for full body photos, or only use head shots.

They're not always this easy though. Always look to the neck. If it's too thick or if they have an adams apple, that's a clue.

I like the Fred armisen one

Isn't that the cast of the next Avengers movie

Took me a second, I'll admit.

Mental illness just staring you in the fucking face...

God damn that is unsettling.

Top middle was in a nightmare of mine.

Top middle pic is somones dad who got bored

I don't know. Most of those chicks aren't too great.

The one at 3.30 is ok. Kind of like a young Sarah Silverman.

Oh yeah, these guys are totalllly not like sick in the head or anything. Smeared lipstick is totally okay. Disgusting. I hope these people can recover.