Patrick is a little salty (and probably drunk) over the Bucks loss

24  2019-04-28 by SomervilleDan

15 comments

Sports fans are weird. Who gets mad that a bunch of black dudes you don't know lost a game to anither bunch of black dudes you don't know?

There is nothing trustworthy about a man that doesn't like sports.

I didn't say I didn't like sports. I said sports fans are retarded.

That's about men who can't play, not the ones who rightly reject calling representatives of some pseudo-local corporate mega-conglomerate "we."

I would feel more comfortable living next to a convicted rapist than I would a guy who calls football "handegg".

>implying basketball is a real sport

I cringe whenever people insert themselves with their local multi-billion dollar team, as if they're part of it, and not just some random dumb goy to market merchandise to. Like when they say shit like, "love my Cowboys!" or "WE got to the playoffs!"

Only good sports imo are college sports, since the ball throwers don't get paid, and you have an actual stake in games assuming you attended.

Oh yeah it's the worst when they get in on the strategy like "we gotta work on our defense." Fucking losers

What’s at stake?

A woman agreed with your sportz take. Very heterosexual.

Shoo, child.

It’s actually racist at its core. It’s Mandingo fighting.

I wonder if he thinks people are actually triggered by the child thing, and if so, why does he not think that it becomes a meme when you use it every fucking sentence

He can't stop using it now, that would mean we "won", somehow.

God damn it, I kind of need that to pay for it