Niki... It's my birthday and I had a long day of fighting Nazis and white supremacists today and uh... It's just been awhile and I was hoping we could... Ya know.. Have a little sexy time?
People who had a hard time getting laid when they were younger love bringing up sex like they're part of the cool kids club now. Nobody wants to hear about your fat sex life, Patrick. It's not cute. It's not funny. You're an obese embarrassment and much like your cholesterol, your opinion of yourself is way too high.
There was a big post about science fiction in /r/books earlier. I asked if anyone else was digging in to any Patrick Tomlinson. I'll report back if I hear anything guys, maybe I can arrange a book club!
Patrick Tomlinson has christian summer camp counselor kid fuck energy. "Okay boys get those scout uniforms off and show me how you rub each other's backs for Jesus. Danny stop crying and spread it wider so Ryan can get in there, buddy."
40 comments
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-28
not weird at all
1 joecumialikestofelch 2019-04-28
First sexy time and then nap time, children.
1 burlapsack69 2019-04-28
Pre emptive good bot
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-28
Niki... It's my birthday and I had a long day of fighting Nazis and white supremacists today and uh... It's just been awhile and I was hoping we could... Ya know.. Have a little sexy time?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-28
No sexy time on craft night. You know the rules.
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-04-28
Your impression of the worst wife is good shit.
1 thrillated 2019-04-28
She's a single mother of two by different fathers, do you think those fellas and all consequent "uncles" left for no reason?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-28
I only got 1 baby daddy
1 thrillated 2019-04-28
I was right about everything but that though, right? Especially the various other men you fuck.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-28
Nope. I left him. Get your story straight.
1 thrillated 2019-04-28
Don't get uppity with me, bitch. Just because your peak was passing off as a chola doesn't mean you have to take it out on me.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-28
Don't go spreading lies about me. See you in court.
1 thrillated 2019-04-28
SUBPOENA!
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-28
If I was her I'd come up with some excuses that hit on feminist talking points. Then he's fucked.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-28
Of course, the guy who is obsessed with children uses babytalk to describe sex.
1 2004RumbleWinner 2019-04-28
Faggot probably says lady bits too. What a zilch.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-28
He says wifey.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-28
Not for long
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-28
Niki, can I stick my wee wee in your hoo ha?
Fucking embarrassing manchild.
1 Skip4play 2019-04-28
The core is warm
1 rupaulspizzagaterace 2019-04-28
Children
1 realestassdude 2019-04-28
This brings me back to 2010 when people started mocking reddit by calling it leddit due to all the fags making faggy rage comics about “le sexy time”.
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-28
XDD
1 percykaramello 2019-04-28
He's a real cad.
1 instarembling 2019-04-28
Man I hope no one will twit bad stuff about fatso to https://twitter.com/MaryRobinette
1 wicked_crayfish 2019-04-28
Children,children,children,Children,children,children,Children,children,children,Children,children,children
1 RoadSodaz4Lyfe 2019-04-28
People who had a hard time getting laid when they were younger love bringing up sex like they're part of the cool kids club now. Nobody wants to hear about your fat sex life, Patrick. It's not cute. It's not funny. You're an obese embarrassment and much like your cholesterol, your opinion of yourself is way too high.
1 PAT_B0T 2019-04-28
Shush child, let the grownups speak...
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-28
Good not
1 therealstinks 2019-04-28
Good bot
1 barlowqt 2019-04-28
Good bot
1 zersch 2019-04-28
There was a big post about science fiction in /r/books earlier. I asked if anyone else was digging in to any Patrick Tomlinson. I'll report back if I hear anything guys, maybe I can arrange a book club!
1 PAT_B0T 2019-04-28
Shush child, let the grownups speak...
1 ElFaporino 2019-04-28
he wants to fuck that bitch while her puppets watch (then rape them too)
1 literalotherkin 2019-04-28
What is he 12 years old?
1 PelicanWhoFuckHorse 2019-04-28
Patrick Tomlinson has christian summer camp counselor kid fuck energy.
"Okay boys get those scout uniforms off and show me how you rub each other's backs for Jesus. Danny stop crying and spread it wider so Ryan can get in there, buddy."
1 PAT_B0T 2019-04-28
Shush child, let the grownups speak...
1 Alfred_Hitchcuck 2019-04-28
There's nothing "sexy" about what Pat does with farm animals.
1 therealstinks 2019-04-28
God the left are psychotic children child
1 unknowkid96 2019-04-28
He refers child rape as a "play date"