Lookin like one of them pig faced niggas from that Twilight Zone episode “Eye of the Beholder”.

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Beer and brats! Winter weight! Half marathons!

Little one! Child! Who's Niki!

That’s a single chin, child

He's not fat, child.

He has a chin like Paul Bearer.

Hopefully he'll require pall bearers soon.

Paul Bearer is actually dead. Nice miss at an obvious joke, child.

I was saying I hope Pat will require pall bearers (Pat who is not actually dead). A miss on your part, dear sir!

No, dummy. You could've just said, "I hope he ends up like Paul Bearer." Nice double miss.

D'oh! You got me.

I enjoyed it. Thank you for your originality

Just a little bratwurst chin strap.

He's gunning for the third. He wants the hat trick. Fatrick wants the fat trick.

If mayonnaise was a person

I’m not fat, child!