Balztar of the Smerlack?

Not nearly as creative and hilarious as Firstname Lastname, child.

Most of his other characters are racial slurs. Just nobody reads his books, so there's no outrage.

Joo of the Golds and Kike Oven are some examples. If anyone finds others we should be on the lookout for, let us know.

Oh that must be why that villain is named Nick Gerspik, Ruiner of Lands

Neeg the Urr of the 7th star system moon kunes was a particular hoot

Jar Jar Jiggaboo has some witty lines

THAT explains the species of locusts on that satellite of that slave-planet that he dubbed the "moon-crickets."

I find Bobba Fag and Kike Skynigger to be particularly offensive, to name a few

"Hey Producer, can I get some more shadow on me? You're not obscuring my fat rolls enough!"

Actual quote: "it could lead to a public panic that would make the African Food Riots look like an ice cream social.”

Why does it have to be Africa, Patrick?

Fucking racist.

And its about food.

Because every other region has found a way to feed itself, even vicious winter islands and ferocious deserts, except for sub-Saharan Africa, the petting zoo and Petri dish of the world.

Niggers really are stupid, aren't they?

Another quote from the book?

No it's a tattoo I got after being inspired by Henry Rollins on SoA.

Shush child, let the grownups speak...

Making up space words doesn't make you a man, child.

Oh hush, child.

You’re right, it makes you a man child.

Child

Tyrassus is the name of the man who creamed inside Niki’s pussy last night.

Summer sausage child...