How the fuck can Spaceedge be so fat AND a junkie?

37  2019-04-28 by PMCrystalMeth

He absolutely does not have Artie Lange on Stern money, where he can afford to chow down on rare steaks and cheesecake every night.

He's a poor black tar shooter who steals fucking vape pens. What does this dude live on? Twinkies? It says a lot about the man.

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I heard tell that he sells child spit to Joe Cumia each week for some of that Compound Media fortune

There are a lot of calories in semen

I knew toolman had a part in this.

What is he injecting it into cheeseburgers?

He put it on cheeseburgers. WHERE WE GOIN

He probably lives with his parents. You can be a full blown addict and still eat good if you don't have responsibilities

Nothing like getting high in a house with a full refrigerator. That’s a recipe for obesity over time.

EBT

EBT is lowkey the shit. My one black friend growing up would steal his moms and we'd be able to buy all kinds of junk food with it

ONE black friend huh? Racist piece of shit.

Heroin causes constipation. If you're fat when you start heroin, you stay fat. Artie is still holding on to a dump he was supposed to take in 1997. It's no different for this fat, worthless, thieving, lazy-eyed queer.

Lmao holding on to a dump since 1997 heh funny mental image

hey SpaceEdge, I know your reading this. If you wanna keep being a drug addict mess, take meth instead. It makes you weigh less and you shit like a firehose.

Oh man I do not miss those mystery shits. Havent eaten in 3 days and somehow have the runs. Asshole bleeding. Its a mess.

Artie, Belushi, Jerry Garcia, Faggot Seymour Hoffman...

i think heroin junkies crave sugar too

Amphetamines are the drug you want for weight loss