Hustler magazine said that Jerry Falwell fucks his mother in an outhouse and nothing happened. Jerry Falwell was an actual someone, unlike overweight Patrick S. Tomlinson.
Isn’t it the liberal (modern progressive not the good kind) stereotype that they honk everything can and should be legislated? He wants to take you to court for making fun of him? I mean… Has he no self-awareness?
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1 Twatsmash 2019-04-28
Just imagining this glorious image blown up for a courtroom brings me great joy.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-04-28
"And who is the gentleman in the back?"
"That is the guy who is currently banging my ex-girlfriend, your honor"
1 Twatsmash 2019-04-28
‘Oh, that’s Jonathan, your honor. He stole my first wife and impregnated her three times although I pretend the first one is actually mine.’
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-04-28
“It’s my daughter. “May I remind you that you’re under oath.” “It’s not my daughter.”
1 gregoryjingles 2019-04-28
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1 greygooser 2019-04-28
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1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-04-28
Thank God, I shit myself some guy from the internet was going to sue me.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-04-28
Anthony got sued and he liked every minute of it.
1 cardaderdention 2019-04-28
SUE EVERYONE! PUNITIVE DAMAGES!
1 PhishInVa2 2019-04-28
Itll be like the movies when the warden says “whos is this!?” And we ALL stand up and say “its mine”
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-04-28
Isn't that "Spartacus"?
1 pomegranate2012 2019-04-28
Nice misremembered classic movie moment, child.
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Oooh a fellow fan of children. Can I get your email?
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1 ApexCJerk 2019-04-28
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1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-04-28
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1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-28
Over an obvious parody account? Let's not pester M except when it's worthwhile.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-04-28
You're right I just miss him :/
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-28
64 tabs.
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-04-28
If I bookmark it, I won't ever look at it. But I've not looked back at them since I opened them...
1 son_of_sams_seed 2019-04-28
Fascinating, they should do a documentary on you.
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-04-28
Thank you for noticing.
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1 scott__the__dick 2019-04-28
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1 therealstinks 2019-04-28
Heh what a nubs huh how many Are Cp child
1 meatSUITEz 2019-04-28
Patrick SS Tomlinson
1 PAT_B0T 2019-04-28
Shush child, let the grownups speak...
1 PatrickSSTomlinson 2019-04-28
Someone call me?
1 ChanceArm 2019-04-28
That's my drawing. This is one of my proudest moments, I love you guys keep sending him this shit
1 FezzyMarie 2019-04-28
We love you, fag
1 scott__the__dick 2019-04-28
Your Artie cutting lines on a frying pan one was classic. Keep it up home slice.
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-04-28
Keep doing gods work, lad. Do you do commission work i.e album covers, portraits, etc?
1 cardaderdention 2019-04-28
Peoples court or gtfo
1 MisterStockwell 2019-04-28
Make sure to tell the judge you're not a pedophile.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-04-28
Please go on a televised courtroom show, preferably People's Court
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-04-28
I would rather go on Judge Rinder if I am honest. Quality banter. https://youtu.be/e7bEW8bXp64
1 drcube2000 2019-04-28
I assume that anybody who uses a lightning bolt in place of an S is a nazi.
1 DryTeeth 2019-04-28
But he didn't type SUBPOENA....how could u be going to court? Until that happens, i think you're good.
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-04-28
If it’s the People’s Court, make sure you let them know you’re not a pedophile. I hear that’s important.
1 LaylaSpadeCumDrinker 2019-04-28
Fat never used that middle initial before he started pretending to be an author. What a hack.
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1 safka13 2019-04-28
Hustler magazine said that Jerry Falwell fucks his mother in an outhouse and nothing happened. Jerry Falwell was an actual someone, unlike overweight Patrick S. Tomlinson.
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-04-28
Thanks mate. I was worried.
1 safka13 2019-04-28
No problem!
Although I now realized that it is a parody account.
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-04-28
Yeah, I didn't realise until I actually looked at his account. All good fun though.
I pictured Patrick in a spacesuit driving thousands of miles wearing a dependency nappy to deliver my subpoena.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2019-04-28
Even if he weren't a public figure he'd have to prove 1) factually untrue 2) you were being malicious in intent 3) Damages.
Good luck proving damages Patrick you fat piece of shit.
1 Belchides 2019-04-28
Unfortunately, he's not a public figure. No one knows him. He's in obscurity with cumio.
1 wicked_crayfish 2019-04-28
Haha, the company that made his computer's logo is a cock.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-04-28
Hes ban evading Twitter again?
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-28
Isn’t it the liberal (modern progressive not the good kind) stereotype that they honk everything can and should be legislated? He wants to take you to court for making fun of him? I mean… Has he no self-awareness?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-28
Is this actually his account? What's with the lightning bolt S? Fucking nazi scum.
1 Mayonnaise_Monster 2019-04-28
Isn't this the guy from konnans podcast
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-04-28
I sure am.
1 twatto_time 2019-04-28
I see that Lispy Hussle is tagged there. The only thing missing is BoBo
1 Anuskasvo 2019-04-28
This braindead lardass actually thinks he can sue someone over a silly picture GTFO! Jump on your faggot ass bike and drive into a lake.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-28
Something tells me he's seen a lot of children in court