When does he expect the deafening silence to be ended by laughter? The “punch-line” at the end? No, even this hack knows that’s too long of silence for not much pay off. Or maybe the crowd will crack up laughing while Fat describes how all their lives will end and the famine that kills everyone else they know. Are the crow-bared in pop culture references gonna get them going? “Haha I’ve been to comic con. There are a lot of nerds there! He’s right!” How was this supposed to work on stage?
i hate his "comic stance" with both feet apart, he's almost squatting too.. watch his stand up on youtube, he's standing like that the whole time, i don't know if he read it in a book on stand up or some shit.
That’s almost what makes it worse. Hacks like this, in all walks of life, get off easy. They never know how spectacularly unextraordinary they are until late in life. Then they die of heart disease like 5 years later, we deal with them in the mean time
This is tiring, memes are supposed to be quick and to the point.
Is this the guy that used to have a nice looking wife who left him for Chad Thundercock, but now has a fucking fly covered sow named Liz who defends him online?
I know we all can be victims to our own temporary self-grander. It can be hard to look at our own work objectively. But how, I ask you, does he read this and think “I’m going to be a professional comedian, and I’m a talented writer.” Is the Snyder part the punch-line?
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1 Dr-Seepage 2019-04-28
That was an aggravating slog to read
1 Twatsmash 2019-04-28
Imagine listening to him mushmouth his way through it to deafening silence.
1 supercam2121 2019-04-28
When does he expect the deafening silence to be ended by laughter? The “punch-line” at the end? No, even this hack knows that’s too long of silence for not much pay off. Or maybe the crowd will crack up laughing while Fat describes how all their lives will end and the famine that kills everyone else they know. Are the crow-bared in pop culture references gonna get them going? “Haha I’ve been to comic con. There are a lot of nerds there! He’s right!” How was this supposed to work on stage?
1 Frequent2001 2019-04-28
i hate his "comic stance" with both feet apart, he's almost squatting too.. watch his stand up on youtube, he's standing like that the whole time, i don't know if he read it in a book on stand up or some shit.
1 nana_is_hungry 2019-04-28
He always has his hand level to the side. Like he is subtlety telling everyone ‘I only fuck children this tall’
1 patricktomlinson 2019-04-28
I love children. I have a hard drive full of them.
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1 IAmPatricksFatBody 2019-04-28
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1 Midian9876 2019-04-28
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1 LongIslandChomper 2019-04-28
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1 stealthygeek 2019-04-28
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1 KYGGyokusai 2019-04-28
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1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-28
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1 Frequent2001 2019-04-28
yeah he's also swaying from left to right like some kind of water head
1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-04-28
It screams "Now get this..."
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-04-28
Standup comedy for fatties
1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-04-28
Holy crow. Presumably, he also told this on a stage? I almost envy the lack of self-awareness. Must be an easier life.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-28
a life were you give yourself a ticker tape parade every time you respond to a troll does sound pretty charmed
1 son_of_sams_seed 2019-04-28
Nice where, stupid.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-28
get your karma into the positive before you address me child
1 son_of_sams_seed 2019-04-28
me, child*
Nice grammar, stupid.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-28
You understood me tho, right?
Then shut up
1 son_of_sams_seed 2019-04-28
No.
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Shut up.* Nice period, stupid. 😂
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-28
periods after comments represent a finality neither of us are ready to accept
1 supercam2121 2019-04-28
“That’s a final episode, I’m just not gonna press play on.”- HR
1 supercam2121 2019-04-28
That’s almost what makes it worse. Hacks like this, in all walks of life, get off easy. They never know how spectacularly unextraordinary they are until late in life. Then they die of heart disease like 5 years later, we deal with them in the mean time
1 LarryKleist711 2019-04-28
It's like Frank Grimes vs Homer Simpson.
1 Antmanhop 2019-04-28
That was supposed to be a joke?
1 LarryKleist711 2019-04-28
What? TOO REAL?
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-28
This is tiring, memes are supposed to be quick and to the point.
Is this the guy that used to have a nice looking wife who left him for Chad Thundercock, but now has a fucking fly covered sow named Liz who defends him online?
1 GaryColeman69_69 2019-04-28
Deadass his cock looks like an Arizona Iced Tea can
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-28
What if they announced a superhero movie, the nerds were so loud that everyone died and only the nerds remained to talk about nerd stuff.
There you go Patrick. 25 words to tell the same "joke".
1 PAT_B0T 2019-04-28
Shush child, let the grownups speak...
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-28
i thought nerds were supposed to be smart
1 Zombied77 2019-04-28
They just identify as smart.
1 IAmPatricksFatBody 2019-04-28
No humor either.
1 ClickableLinkBot 2019-04-28
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1 Mintwa 2019-04-28
I think this is one of those jokes were you go "I LURVE DC AND MARBLES" and clap like a seal.
1 toe_trigger 2019-04-28
That wasn't funny.
Children
1 Wolosocu 2019-04-28
Too real?!
1 supercam2121 2019-04-28
I know we all can be victims to our own temporary self-grander. It can be hard to look at our own work objectively. But how, I ask you, does he read this and think “I’m going to be a professional comedian, and I’m a talented writer.” Is the Snyder part the punch-line?
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-04-28
How stupid do you have to be to think volcanoes would cause a nuclear winter?
1 LarryKleist711 2019-04-28
I'll have you know that Patrick took one semester of physical science at a community college- he failed. But that's beside the point.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-04-28
I'm starting to hate his wife a bit.
She looks normal, but she enables this shit financially, and emotionally.
1 ilumty 2019-04-28
just completely humourless.
imagine this being in ur set , and then saying norm isn't funny
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-04-28
Oh there's a lot of fat on one joke in that picture.
1 pussycreamdreamteam 2019-04-28
wait, is this real? its not even a joke.
1 nana_is_hungry 2019-04-28
Yes, completely real
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-04-28
Hey guys comics amirite?