Hahaha look at this triggered liberal faggot revealing himself to defend his ideology. I never said "downvoted," and people hate you faggots without having to do anything else.
Can we at least have the decency to leave Germaine out of this? He has his second private flying lesson in the morning, he doesn't need this negativity.
Just to keep torturing the metaphor even more... what is that even supposed to mean? If I was on that plane... and that was the closest thing we had to a pilot that's better than nothing, no? Can't hurt to let the dude try.
Aren't you going to include the pilot's age, the date of the last routine maintenance check, and the specific heat capacity of the jet fuel? Fucking moron
"I can land the plane" is what the drunk next to you who had one flight class a decade ago tells you when they announce over the intercom that the pilot just died.
Still not funny, but less wordy. Mug needs an editor.
seriously though, imagine being so obsessed with a president that u build ur entire "stand up" , social media presence and personality around hating him. its so fucking lame, unfunny and uninteresting. just a total boring , basic bitch mentality
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1 realestassdude 2019-04-28
Was the one like from a great big fat person?
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-04-28
Big girl, roomy
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-28
Big Girl Eats A Lot
1 zambonibill21 2019-04-28
Would ya?
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-04-28
Actually it was from a pretty little psycho.
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-04-28
The only number he needs is 75 for the number of guys at the gangbang his wife is doing tonight
1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-04-28
Child
Children
1 patricktomlinson 2019-04-28
Did somebody mention children?
Number of times I've thought about children today: 57
1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-04-28
^ The only number that really counts.
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1 chik-fil-a 2019-04-28
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1 RacistPigeon 2019-04-28
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1 literalotherkin 2019-04-28
He's still on this Russia shit. Hopefully between us and Trump being re-elected he has a complete mental breakdown.
1 Tyler9258 2019-04-28
Longevity is the soul of wit
1 nana_is_hungry 2019-04-28
You reminded me to post something, look at my last post from Patso
1 son_of_sams_seed 2019-04-28
How about you just link the post, you faggot. Here, I'll do your entire comment over for you:
Heh, you ain't kiddin'
1 nana_is_hungry 2019-04-28
Thanks dog
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-28
1 like
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-04-28
Hah? Is this another one of his legendary thought experiments?
1 LaylaSpadeCumDrinker 2019-04-28
They don't call him a "political firebrand" for nothing.
1 suirogerg 2019-04-28
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-28
Thats a great joke if by great you mean shitty and joke you mean abortion.
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-28
I get enraged listening to far leftists try to talk politics.
They shitlibs loved this fucking guy when he was shielding Mueller.
Now they hate him for backing up Mueller and Barrs findings.
1 StBrentonOfRemoval 2019-04-28
And all the cocksucking liberal faggots in this sub hate your comment.
1 lawntoilet 2019-04-28
Literally nobody downvoted his comment. It just isn't germane to the OP, the point of which is that Patrick is unfunny and fat.
1 StBrentonOfRemoval 2019-04-28
Hahaha look at this triggered liberal faggot revealing himself to defend his ideology. I never said "downvoted," and people hate you faggots without having to do anything else.
1 lawntoilet 2019-04-28
What are you even talking about dude, the only thing I'm "defending" is making fun of Fatrick. Be more funny faggot.
1 StBrentonOfRemoval 2019-04-28
You stupid faggot what are you doing besides picking a fight with me over something you imagined I said?
1 PST4eva 2019-04-28
Can we at least have the decency to leave Germaine out of this? He has his second private flying lesson in the morning, he doesn't need this negativity.
1 WiggerRich 2019-04-28
Everyone knows the secret to comedy is numerals
1 GinFoss 2019-04-28
Just to keep torturing the metaphor even more... what is that even supposed to mean? If I was on that plane... and that was the closest thing we had to a pilot that's better than nothing, no? Can't hurt to let the dude try.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-04-28
I don’t know that this is best rebuttal.
1 Wolosocu 2019-04-28
Do 757s still have engineers on board during flights these days? Isn’t that a bit like the “navigator”, obsolete?
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-04-28
Wordy motherfucker.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-04-28
Aren't you going to include the pilot's age, the date of the last routine maintenance check, and the specific heat capacity of the jet fuel? Fucking moron
1 Terahite 2019-04-28
Not his best joke.
1 PST4eva 2019-04-28
It kinda is tho
1 LarryKleist711 2019-04-28
1 like- oof.
1 PST4eva 2019-04-28
It's only been a day, high brow jokes like these need time to find their audience.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-04-28
Too Real
1 PST4eva 2019-04-28
"I can land the plane" is what the drunk next to you who had one flight class a decade ago tells you when they announce over the intercom that the pilot just died.
Still not funny, but less wordy. Mug needs an editor.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-28
What does that even mean? Those details don’t add anything.
1 ilumty 2019-04-28
seriously though, imagine being so obsessed with a president that u build ur entire "stand up" , social media presence and personality around hating him. its so fucking lame, unfunny and uninteresting. just a total boring , basic bitch mentality
1 pomegranate2012 2019-04-28
This is the equivalent of that rapper who rhymed nigger with nigger.
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1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-04-28
"Political firebrand."
1 RacistPigeon 2019-04-28
If Trump had him killed, I wouldn’t even worry about the abuse of power.