Retard beefers

96  2019-04-28 by Single_Action_Army

109 comments

There's something distinctly alluring about fucking someone I hate

Your dumbass got fooled by the media hyping a bitch up to the point you had legit emotions. Kill yourself now please

Sorry I said your attention-seeking selfie wasn't special. The reality is many men would love to dog this heavy-titted mouth-breather than a crackwhore with a belly button tumor.

Ok. They can have her.

They’re not looking for your approval you cunt.

As a zionist I want her to sit on my face and tell me how disgusting and oppressing I am

Die kike.

Someone has to show the middle east how to behave like humans

It certainly isn't you bloodthirsty, sabotaging, thieving kikes doing that.

You don't talk to God's people that way!

Oh why don’t you relax, faggot.

I'm literally in a recliner with a fez on sipping brandy.

A fez? Are you a Shriner?

Ok time to tell you all who I am, I'm actually Alec.

Say something funny, dumbbell.

I don't serve at your pleasure you cocksucking faggot 😂

jeez what a serious bore

White knight faggots will swing first. Count on that.

Booo

Look at his post history once, tell me you've never seen a bigger tryhard

I've never seen a bigger tryhard

go sit on a shofar ya fag

Hopefully you'll be at the next one.

Who? The US? Israelis sterilize Ethiopian Jews for being black and kill Palestines like they're cattle. You're the worst humanity had to offer.

Israelis sterilize Ethiopian Jews for being black

They were given birth control while waiting for immigration to Israel, nobody was sterilized. Why would Israel take 100,000+ of them if they hate blacks?

kill Palestines like they're cattle

Despite hamas using civilians as human shields collateral damage is very low.

You're the worst humanity had to offer

Jews have given the world a disproportionate number of advances. 900 nobel prizes, 20% of which have been awarded to jews who make up less than 0.2% of the worlds population. I think you're jealous.

I feel the same way my friend.

I'm gonna tax those titties

if you catch my drift

I want to cast my ballot in her vagina, if you get what i mean

Can you elaborate? I'm afraid I don't understand.

If it were put to a vote I would probably abstain...from not putting my penis in her vagina.

I would abstain her vagina with my cum

I'd tape her body up and dump her in a grave where I do my business, ya get me?

She's a junior congressman and she's gotten nearly as much attention as Trump's presidential run for basically doing nothing. I don't think she's a retard.

The (((media))) wants you to think she's special because she's a minority socialist. Just listen to her speak and you'll realize why she hasn't taken off yet.

I don't think she's special I just think she's one of the first politicians, not the last, that is going to spout this lunacy and turn all the world into societies resembling the shithole countries they come from.

The Bronx?

leave the Bronx, this is a reminder, you must leave the Brox

There’s really no big mystery. The media knows sex sells.

But between the stupidity that tumbles out of her mouth every time she opens it and the HQ2 debacle, I don’t give her more than one term. Then it won’t be long until we see her on the couch, trying to capitalize on her looks before they fade.

Oh, for sure man. Being elected to congress is dumb as hell.

Unlike us brain geniuses that post on this subreddit.

carpe diem

Nice brain genius, stupid

Got ‘em

He’s talking to you.

no shit, sherlock

The average voter is an idiot. Being elected doesn’t mean you’re smart, it just means you said the right things.

I’m sure at least some of the people who post here have advanced degrees. I’m also sure at least half of us are smarter than her.

Lol ok man

If any of that didn’t make sense then you’re probably one of those idiot voters I mentioned.

Of course you started out by defending AOC, so I guess I should have assumed that from the beginning.

lol yeah man it didnt make any sense to me, a dullard, coming from a genius who posts on the opie and anthony subreddit

Everyone I think we found one of Patrick’s alts. I present the following evidence:

1) Inability to understand a basic point (no one said that anyone was “professionally” posting on this sub, just that it’s conceivable that someone might post on this sub and be otherwise intelligent

2) Unironically criticizing everyone who posts here categorically

3) Not only support for AOC, but not seeing how it’s perfectly reasonable to conclude that she’s a dumbass

4) Black-and-white perspective - her election MUST mean that she’s smart, our posting here MUST mean that we’re stupid.

Try harder, child.

lol dude are you ok?

you dont really need to write me a novel of a post that im not going to read

It takes up about a half a smartphone screen. If that’s too much for you then you’re proving my point about your intelligence so at this point you’re right, I really don’t need to post anymore.

She's got a lot of great talents, if you know I mean her tits, pussy and ass.

And anus

I fucking love AOC. I want to choke her and spit in her mouth as I explain to her why the wage gap is a myth

Amen

She auditioned to be a congresswoman, and yet I can't stop thinking of her on another sort of casting couch.

I want her to get social with my ism

What’s a good idea for a second date with a girl you like?

Dinner. Stuff. Maybe kiss.

I am definitely gonna try and plant one on her. But we went out to dinner the first time. The second date has to be better than the first.

Wait until the pikachu movie comes out.

Movies are a bad date idea if you don’t really know the person. Because you can’t talk to eachother.

I am ugly and have a terrible personality. In the dark unable to talk is my best move

Asks for advice and then shits on it. Come up with your own ideas faggot.

Joke's on you, I talk loudly at movies. I pretend I have an ear problem if anyone gets uppity.

If you give her an iPad, it will totally seal the deal

At what age should a grown man begin giving valuable gifts to children?

8-80 I believe it was.

That’s too bad, cause 18 month olds are enthralled with iPads. If Ant gets them started then, he can really clean up when they clear his benchmark of five years old.

Maybe ask for help on the rent

Rope, duct tape and no lube?

Porn theatre. Travis Bickle hasn’t steered me wrong once.

Worst part is he'd intrigued her. If he'd just taken her out to dinner maybe he wouldn't have fallen so low.

“Partly truth, partly fiction.”

you didn't get laid on the first date?

Drugs

I'd like to take a plunge in the C of Cortez, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Oh her cunny?

This rules

You drool

CATS RULE, DOGS DROOL

Maybe kiss you

Maybe tax you

Maybe gulag all over her

Damn look at those TITS!

WHORE

That man has 1 billion dollars, which means that I DON’T have 1 billion dollars. Fuck that!

Like...ya!

I hate to sound crass, but I would stick my dick between her tits given the opportunity.

But now she's a small tit liberal ewwww

Cum, in her hair.

Great tits, guarantees more votes for Republicans every time she opens her retarded mouth, love this numb cunt.

I want to attend Bustin' University with those big fat titties.

I'd stick my penis in her vagina if you know what I'm saying.

Please clarify

I wish to place my ding ding in her bingle bangle

One of these traditionalist conservative congressmen is going to try to fuck her and it's going to be a Mark Foley shitstorm all over again

In addition, jesus christ her tits are something

Would.

I’d like to let her push to implement my Green New Deal, if you know what I mean.

I’m not very good at this

Nah it was pretty good

Would love to deliver a batch-a-ball-goo on those big ass boobies while honking her nose.

Me, AOC, Ivanka Trump and a bag of ecstasy are gonna show the world how we can all love each other regardless of our beliefs.

I would ram my cock in that mongrel socialist's mouth so she'd shut the fuck up.

She could sit on my face in a sexual manner, if you grasp my meaning.

"Everything should be free" - Cortasia 2020

Not to be rude, but I'd love to stick my tongue in her hairy, Hispanic butthole

Push em together and rub them around, you total imbecile.

I'd like to give it to her in her A, Or, her C... You get me?

As long as she keeps her mouth shut. Another woman liberal democrat with an unbearably shrilly voice that sounds like nails on a chalkboard. (Pelosi, Hillary...) Elizabeth Warren is a retard, but at least she doesn't sound like a fucking banshee when she talks.