Look at you with the XL Junior Mints.

Thank you for doing the lords work.

Joon Yo'r Mintz

Joon Your M’nt if I recall correctly.

Take it easy take it cool

I should be shot for even knowing that.

Ashton Kutcher sucks and so does Demi Moore

but she sucks Ashton off so she sucks more...

It's time for jangalang - it's time for jangalang! Wonder what Norm is up to nowadays.

Probably working as a plumber, keepin' the pipes from leakin'.

I couldn't possibly care a micron less

I'm also concerned about your carpet.

" girlfriend "

What's that like?

I went to Avengers: Endgame

A-HA, faggot nerd.

Don't spoil anything, I'm seeing it next week.

Iron ___ dies and so does _____ widow.

And Captain_____ becomes a much better dancer.

Let's just say bams_seed will be much more patriotic moving forward.

And him and Jimmy are both "worthy" cause they can handle Thor's hammer

The white people die.

God I love this guy

I like to think you're accidentally living a more eventful life now just because you're going out of your way to do things to annoy Patty.

Keep it up, soldier.

Sounds like a gay bar in the back ground.

Big apple ranch.

Pat visits the Lil Apple Ranch

He goes to The Big Brat Bar

Godspeed.

You just made him feel like a celebrity at his local bar where everybody knows his name. He's now bragging about how "thousands" of people are obsessed with him. You really are a dumb faggot. Go back to r/TACN.

You might be right. Best to keep calling and say you allegedly may have heard some dispiriting things about their establishment like a racial incident on someone’s website.

At least faggot ass Joe Cumia is related to O&A somehow and genuinely hates the attention from this sub because it hurts his business. It's the opposite for this nobody. It's the most attention he's ever had in his life and he loves to brag about it.

I don't think it's that he likes it. Losing his Twitter was a devastating blow to his exposure, one he'll never recover from. He's I really do think he's desperate to turn us into a viral "standing up to the bully" moment for him. When he was still banevading on Twitter, he tried to attach himself to every actual celebrity who had been dealing with trolls. So yeah, I think he legitimately hates us and the attention, but can't bear the thought of walking away from us with less than he had when he started all this. Dumb fuck is down at the blackjack table but won't stop placing bets until he at least breaks even.

He was never able to get the followers back would/will never. He only got those followers in the first place thanks to Ben Shapiro giving him the time of day and Ben Shapiro's pro-life Twitter argument with several people, including this nobody, went viral. Now he's "famous" again in his own mind because of the attention you faggots give him. He would not have a spot at that nerd convention as a speaker if he was not able to sell himself as a victim of abuse. He loves the attention. You're helping him get it.

He got the nerd convention shit because he writes shitty nerd books, stupid.

Look up what the subject of his nerd convention talk is, stupid. "Poor Me, I Get Bullied Online".

Hopefully some of my posts are in his presentation

Is there recording of this? I would love to hear him explain this

He said Norm wasn't funny and then bored faggots at the old sub swarmed. That's it. You were busy defending Anthony Cumia like you're his brother.

You're spiking the ball and look like a fucking retard doing it. You called a bar where this faggot spends God knows how many thousands a month because it's his second home, and were hung up on. OMG YOU ARE SO FUCKING COOL! HERE HAVE MY UPVOTE! Cumia ballwashing faggot.

Pls stop

Go back to talking about that time Jimmy farted in the studio, faggot.

JOHNNY BLOCKED ME FROM HIS REDDIT PAGE 😂😂😂😂😂😂 HE'S SCARED OF ME I GUESS 👀👀😂😂 HE DIDNT BLOCK ALL MY ALTS SO THATS GOOD 😀😀 IM SURPRISED HE DIDNT BLOCK U YET TOO 😂😂

Yeah, but Patrick doesn't like Norm MacDonald and he stood up for himself when he was brutally attacked so he deserves to have his life ruined.

Finally somebody gets it

He's also fat.

Hey buddy look at the sub header: and PAT

Nobody loves it more than that nobody sci-fi author.

You think he loves it? He's only talking to us at this point after losing his Twitter. Now he obsessively replies on Reddit because his Instagram is also pathetic. He's come here on an alt to try and understand why this is being done. C'mon I think we're cracking him. Best part of this is why it started in the first place, it's less believable than Joe on TV court.

Me too i hope Johnny Cakes Does too 🍭🐈🍬

That would actually make him sound pretty crazy. He treats almost everyone like garbage unless he thinks they can get something for him. Those people at that bar don’t like him, they’re nice to him because he’s a customer. Probably spends a lot of his wife’s money there.

Wow, I never thought Hooligans was actually aware of Patrick, much less that they actually like him. This is a stunning development.

Thank you for your service.

How many calls do you think it'll take to change him into an annoyance? Just theoretically

They'll be cavalier about the next few but let's say, hypothetically, we were to break the 50 call Mark. I bet they'd be liable to disconnect their phone. Also don't forget, anonymous snail mail dropped in a blue box downtown somewhere will eventually start really piling up.

I'd be real careful about what you send through the mail.

All the O&A discord users buy pressed pills through the mail, they don't seem to care

I didn't say I was going to send anything. I'm not a moron.

Discard always seems like it's a trap. I joined it a few years ago for a game. It always seemed younger kids were on there.

Age

I know milwaukee is a smaller city but is there anything embarrassing someone could have delivered? Sucks that craigslist personals got shut down.

Skipthegames.com

Do they have male escorts? We dont want female's showing up asking for fatrick.

I checked my area on this site and I'm pretty sure one of the women in the immediate results served me breakfast on Christmas Eve at Waffle House. Can I count this as knowing a celebrity?

Send absolutely nothing through the mail.

Only commit local and state crimes. Run from the frds. Run, run, run.

Correct. The postal service and the feds do not fuck around. Minor things turn into major things when done interstate or using the mail service

Nice friend, Stupid.

Business associate. Kind of a rich kid prick, but God damned could he cultivate.

Fed prison is far better than state prison (especially for non violent crimes)- only issue is that there's no parole and the feds hardly ever lose.

Why can't I send words through the mail on paper? That isn't a federal crime. Sending evil words made of ink on glorified papyrus doesn't make me a criminal.

"Hello, Moe's Tavern."

I'm currently occupied so I can't listen, can someone give me a quick rundown?

They told him No and hung up on him. The waitress and I guess the manager knew exactly who they were asking for.

OP calls the bar, a girl answers, he asks for Patrick Tomlinson, the girl goes "oh, Patrick?" OP confirms and asks to speak with him. She goes to get him. He's apparently there any time, day or night. OP waits on hold awhile. Then a guy picks up, skeptically asking again what OP wants. OP says he's trying to get in touch with his friend Patrick. Guy asks what his name is. He says Richard, and this is enough to give the man pause. He leaves to go deliver the request to Patso. Then returns, says nope. OP impotently says "oh, he's not there?" No reply. Guy hangs up on him.

Next person should say you're banging Niki and want to let him know not to come home tonight unless he brings a washcloth for the cumstains on his model toys

Be the change you want to see.

I would but I have a nice wife and family with an upper middle class home. I'll leave this sort of mental illness to one of our stay at home son millenials or drug addicted "I work for three weeks then quit to go on a two day bender" members. God bless.

When you're out of the house, me and your wife do Dark Phoenix role play.

Shush child, let the grownups speak...

This is a good idea.

You gave it away when you described yourself as a friend, he knows he has no friends.

Owen doesn’t have any fiends

As being that most of us are alcoholics i think interrupting a mans drinking is too far.

I hear ya brotherman but you gotta chase a rabbit down whatever hole he dives in

He should drink alone, at home, like the rest of us.

Hush child he is an author and a stand up comedian. He is not one of us(I don't drink).

I love children. I have a hard drive full of them.

Number of file-trade partners I've met on reddit: 62

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Hang around here long enough and you will.

I feel bad about bothering a business, but then they are harboring a dangerous man.

It's almost ethical for us not inform them.

Try again

What are the chances that you randomly call that bar and that fat pedophile just so happens to actually be there.

Christ he’s an alcoholic.

It's sat. It's BBC spitroast day

He's there literally every single day. Hiding from his wife.

He doesn't like her gooey flaps

I heard she wipes back to front and you can smell that petri dish for a city block.

she's actually fuckable but i guess when you lust after underage booty, you cope the best you can

He reminds me of one of the guys on MXC "I saw a naked lady, eeeewwwww" as he jumped about like a woman who had just seen a rat.

Somebody called into the Creek and the Cave during the last live show and said the had a family emergency for Justin Silver. They just wanted to tell him he sucked.

Good to know

He does

Yes he does but he thought it was funny.

I'm going to be honest, I don't understand the purpose of posting this.

Why don't you relax, it's Saturday.

If he had picked up like Joe and had a conversation, I'd get it.

We just stepped it up. He's even more paranoid now.

It encourages others to do the same and eventually it will yield something.

Where everybody knows your name.

Dumb dumb dumb.

And they all know that you're lame.

Dumb dumb dumb.

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Imagine having to explain to the staff at your local bar that anyone claiming to be 'a friend' is certainly an internet opponent!

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I used to think this Patrick Tomlinson was a cool, quiffed Triumph rider kind of guy. but now... I'm not so sure!

Making your way in the world today takes everything you got

Anybody claiming to be my friend is just a Russian bot

Bar: "Paaaat!"

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(Audience applauds)

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Woody: "What's shaking, Pat?"

Pat: "All four cheeks and a couple of chins."

That seems a little far fetched.

Shush child, let the grownups speak...

Yeah, I'm lookin for Moe Lester he also goes by Patrick.

Shush child, let the grownups speak...

Hello, this is Hollywood and we're trying to reach Patrick right away. His screenplay was the best damn thing I've ever read!

Shush child, let the grownups speak...

Stop fucking calling my company.

Where the fuck is my Patrick?

Fuck!

Shush child, let the grownups speak...

I love how he's been going "you cowards won't say it to my face" and he won't even go get the phone

If there's one thing I've learned from watching IRL streams, it's that callers harassing places of business to fuck with the streamers doesn't make the business employees sympathize with the streamer. It makes them kick out the streamer.

And that lady's and gentlemen is how you executive produce.

Lol he's actually a regular there? I might have to go in lol

That’s why I asked earlier if you had ever seen him in there. I love the idea of him being around one of us and not knowing.

Even better, go in, post in here about being in there, and then tag him in a comment so he knows someone at the bar is from this sub but doesn’t know who.

Yes, make him question everyone he sees. "Is he an enemy, do I have to punch a nazi today? Should I pull the firearm that I'm always keeping on my person?"- Patrick Tomlinson's actual quote about people he disagrees with.

This is fucking brilliant. Make sure it's busy so you don't get punched

I called for Patrick but they said they can't give out that information :'(

Shush child, let the grownups speak...

Hey can i speak to Red?

Im lookin for Amanda Hugenkiss! I need Amanda Hugenkiss!

And I was called a weirdo for pumping up Joe's Youtube views. You niggas are wishy-washy as a motherfucker

motherfucker

r/opienanthony really mutherfucked me.

Too bad this isn’t funny.

Lol unfortunately pubs and most places like that have a staff policy where if someone calls looking for someone, you just say "nope cant find them".

They'll hate him regardless.

This was pointless. Thanks for nothing, stupid.

Thank you for your service.

I sure do hate what Pat did to all those children

Allegedly, of course.

Which hooligans is that?

The one that he lives by.

PM me the location. Hurry up before I get banned

The next call has to be a bit more official sounding than this, if that’s possible.

Well, gentlemen...I say we keep calling, until we get through to Patrick. Why not?

Because the sub will get shutdown

We’d only be calling Hoolihans, not his personal number or home phone.

Targeted harassment

Shush child, let the grownups speak...

Should have went with John. Everybody knows somebody named John.

I like this bit but I don't like that actually believe Anthony didn't pay to fuck Sue Lightning and that his pleading guilty to beating Dani was the result of an elaborate frame job by a corrupt DA.

The Bucks play at 1pm EST today. Decent chance he'll be watching it there.