Who listens to this shit? What a fuckin dullard..

I'm sucked into it. It's not bad. Better than Anthony's entire network. I'm not joking.

you gay

It’s fucking awful, stop with this shit already

I meant it. I relistened this morning.

You can actually watch his hairline receding

I ain't watching this shit.

I just saw the movie. It made no sense whatsoever. Tony Stark killed himself using The Infinity Gauntlet for no reason. The more I think about it, the dumber it gets.

Jess cries upstairs and she tries to put their baby to sleep. "He's just always in the basement talking about wrestling and kids movies.. sniff".

MEANWHILE

Sam: You know I think they gave captain marvel too much power in this movie

Sam Roberts discussing a capeshit movie. This is my hell.

I'm starting to feel bad for Sam for some reason.