"Better at writing natural dialogue, child"

I noticed you mentioned children. PM if you want to talk about children.

Number of conversation partners I've met on reddit: 50

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I bet you one of the things he dreams about is giving a Ted talk.

"Path to better writing. Stand up?"

"Literature and writers in Trumps America"

"Feel Bad About Being Fat. Stop"

"How to Survive Alt-Right Social Media Attack"

"Are age of consent laws actually oppressive?"

“The P in LGBTQIA-P: Just because I was born a pedophile, doesnt mean Ill ever do more than just write about it.” - By Patrick S Tonlinson

He sucks horse cock at both.

My stand-up can best be described as "performative," little one

"I don't see a difference between them."

Proceeds to list multiple differences between them.

What's the deal with starship food, children?

I don't actually see a difference between them

... at least not financially, as I get paid for neither.

He is beyond hatable at this point.

He wouldn’t know natural dialogue if it fucked his ex-wife and raised his daughter.