Even as a kid I thought superheroes were faggots

I strongly disagree

The Burton Batman movies are passable as ironic art-fag meta-camp, and the old Supuermans have an idiot charm that can't be recreated by current_year cunts (because, ironically, people are too dumb to make dumb movies now), but all the rest are retarded garbage.

Gas everyone who's seen any Marvel movie.

It's all about that old swamp thing movie.

Never got the appeal. My cousin had a huge collection and he was trying to get me into it but it just seemed too camp or something.

They were/are really campy. Using a fire based power on a villian then calling them "hot stuff"

Yeah and all the goofy costumes and hidden identities. Gay.

But enough about Joe

Superheroes were toys you played with in the bathtub when you were fucking 4 years old and your parents dressed you in the stupid shit cause it was cheap at k-mart. Anything past that is pure faggotry. Same folks that made fun of people for watching DBZ when you were kids are now into DBZ and superheroes. Everyone was always a bunch of projecting faggots.

2/6 dead faggots

love triumphs evil 🦹‍♀️ pow pow 💥 ha ha great message though I prefer praising real life hero’s like Jesus

If they're faggots what are the adult men who pay to see this shit?

Hey deadpool was a fun movie.

“Oh he’s talkin to us? The audience. He just broke the 4th wall. He did it again! Hahahaha”

Get fuckin lost

If superheroes were real I would work tirelessly to destroy them for being so annoying. This is probably why supervillains exist in the first place, and Earth would probably be able to live in peace if they would just all fuck off back to Krypton.

Easy there, Lex.

You don't have to be a super hero to find a half decent quality picture for your post.

I don't understand how that mushfaced gremlin has a movie career. I wish they had a Brandon Lee style fuckup on the set of Hurt Locker.

He sucks dick like nobody's business, buster.

He does have that "faggot mouth area". He looks like that pay faggot George HW used to pal around with.

I'm pretty sure it's an open secret he's gay.

Shocker. The faggot mouth area is a dead giveaway.

Mostly it's a bunch of "I hit you you're dead!" "Nuh uh!" But some of the fights in Winter Soldier had good choreography.

I wouldn’t even care about all these dumb movies if man children weren’t constantly pushing it on everyone around them. Faggots like Patton and Fatrick will shit all over Christians spreading the word of god and in the next breath try to convince everyone around them that their faggy comics are the greatest thing known to man. The irony of their faggotry is lost on them.

Oooh a fellow fan of children. Can I get your email?

Number of pen pals I've met on reddit: 53

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