Reposted from: https://old.reddit.com/r/opienanthony/comments/bi133k/making_plans_with_the_old_ball_and_chain/elxbj7y/?context=2

Because if I'm gonna spend the extra 3 minutes on the toilet to write this autistic shit, I might as well make a separate post. Also, summer home in my head, etc.

When Patposts started, after his "Hot take" on Norm, most of the sub was of the "Who the fuck is this guy?" "Why bother this guy?" variety. But a few people poked him and got absolutely hilariously thin skinned replies. So they poked more, and the responses kept getting more self-important, more egotistical, more threatening and more unhinged. The people who didn't get it at first started to see a cow for the butchering and hopped on.

He likes to pretend like he got the old sub shutdown. No, retard. The old sub got nuked because nearly the entire sub would rather torch that place and battle SpaceEdge to the death than STOP MOCKING YOU. Does that sound like you're winning? This sub is up to 5k of people already, and consists of ALL the active users from the old one except now you're on the banner and a major focus of the sub's hatred and derision. But you're winning, child.

FlatlipsTLumpyson is correct. If this sub shut down tomorrow, it wouldn't stop. It would just transfer to a new sub or a new site or whatever it needed to, to continue. You are an amateur at this shit, and the folks around here are not. You are a thin skinned bitch who highly values his public image. Nobody here cares about their image and most folks regularly torpedo their entire post history and karma just to stay one step head and avoid poking their head too high.

Even if I could never talk to a single asshole from here again, I'd still check into what you're doing and shit on it and smirk when people Liked it or chimed in. And they would, because for years, long before we ever came around, everybody hates you. They hate your comedy. They hate your stupid, juvenile political positions. They hate your fat fucking face. And everybody can smell a pathetic male feminist cuckold from a mile away.

Anthony likes to pretend that the reason we went after him was because we're children of divorce and he's our daddy and we resent him. Joe likes to pretend that it's because we're jealous. Logan likes to pretend this place comes after him because it's full of alt-right homophobes. Lizzy likes to pretend she is a woman.

In reality, the bored faggots around here just don't like you. I don't like you. It takes so little effort to slap down your lies, your fake celebrity, your stupid arguments and your pathetic, bleating attempts to fight back. Nobody here is obsessed, like you keep asking.

Not to sound like a 4chan edgelord circa 2009 but we're really only obsessed with the "lulz" and you've got big fat man tits full of them.

/u/patrickstomlinson