Brotherman, Brotherman

266  2019-04-27 by tunisianknifer

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Anyone who’s worked construction knows there’s an Anthony Cumia on every job site. Opie... as unfunny as he is was a marketing genius.

When I was an iron worker in college my company fired plenty of Ants. Too dumb to read blueprints, too bitch to lift an I beam

But they were funny and the foreman drinking/drug buddy usually.

Anthony is Ziggy from the wire but without the likability

He’s a worthless piece of SHIT

Ain't that the TRUTH

He was Bubbles without the getting sober part, or moral backbone, or genuine friendships with police officers.

Anthony would have had his cock in that duck's ass.

The fight with Maui parallels Ant’s fight with Boomer flawlessly.

Unfortunately, that would also mean Joe is Nick.

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He's got the skin color and scars of Omar though.

Did anyone of them lose their job after spending the week in jail for statutory rape?

We had a guy smoke crack in one of the work trucks and shit himself while vomiting as crack heads do

u/therealstinks comment?

Opie has no time to be funny. To busy raising his children, keeping his wife happy and caring for his mother.

Oooh a fellow fan of children. Can I get your email?


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caring for his mother

Another great wrinkle. No matter how legitimate or imagined Mrs. Hughes's mental problems were, Opie internalized them negatively yet still manages to be a loyal son. Tranpa sings his mother's praises in public and then sticks her in a closet to die alone as soon as the going got tough.

Since when has he ever cared about his mother?

He did smoke rock with her 🙄

Yeah I just wish I could work on one job site without a nigger

Ozone midget sightings, cat noise wednesdays, and bra bombings of rival studios were indeed great marketing techniques. Opie knew how to keep the current listeners engaged while also making fools of the other "shock jocks" in whatever city he happened to be conquering at that moment.

Opie has always had great instincts for knowing what the people want, his finger on the pulse of "here and now".

Like the time on Real Rock TV when him and Anthony did a drive-by on a "Tickle me Elmo". Those stupid toys were so popular and he knew what the males 18-35 really thought about that lame ass Elmo lol. Such a classic

I know the lame-o haters like to complain about Opie taking calls when some stupid "comedians" were "riffing" or whatever, but the fact is, he was engaging the fans and that is the first thing a true professional broadcaster learns at 18.

Leave it alone

I still dislike opie...

Agreed but the other are just POS.

Yea but opie is still a big titted autistic that audibly ruined the show for me at points. Yes everyone else is a tub of shit aswell

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I like him. Duffy likes him and hates Ant and Jim, almost murdered Sam. Gotta go with Duffy's opinion.

duffys a shit eating faggot and the one person who vouches for tits. id rather go with denny, bennington, colin, bobby, etc who like ant & jim and hate opie

reminder: opie is an active pedophile

I'll never turn my back on brotherman.

that is sage advice for children ages 5 and under

reminder: the opester once skydived without a parachute into a childs asshole

Awwwwww we got an Anth and fatrick fan

Nothing wrong with that, but out of all the major players he's probably still the one with the most graceful exit. He just continued on his usual level of mediocrity after the show ended, as opposed to the hubris and meteoric PR tailspins of AntH and Worm.

graceful exit.

Filming an obese man taking a shit, lol.

As opposed to getting beat up by a girl?

I'm pointing out the amusing nature of essentially committing a sex crime and still coming out in the best shape relatively. Not everything is an argument, Mr. Combative.

Fair point brothaman, not my intention to come across as a faggot

😘

Thats fine. But when the guy is right, he is right. He has been saying 100 percent the truth recently on Twitter.

I mean honestly he makes a good point. Tranth let his relationship with Gregg fester and made no efforts to ever try to address the issues he had with him, to the point where he was just ready for any excuse to leave Opie so long as he didnt actually have to have a conversation with him like a man.

Exactly. That non-confrontational dumbass let the relationship deteriorate to the point of hatred and when it all blew up had the audacity to blame Opie for everything. I guarantee he never once talked to Opie about anything serious that's work/contract related because he was too scared. He himself admitted only Opie ever took part in contract negotiations in that 2 hour video he made blaming him. But what fucking stopped him from taking part? Oh that's right, he's a pussy that lets others take charge and when the shit doesn't go well (which it did, contracts were great) he complains. He's that cunt that doesn't vote and then complains about the president.

He's that cunt that doesn't vote and then complains about the president.

I feel extremely confident that he is exactly this cunt.

And still through everything, even after getting trashed by Ant, all Opie ever wanted was to talk over a grapefruit beer and air it all out privately. Opie would have stayed loyal to Ant, probably even went on board to Compound, if Ant could have just had a real exchange with him off air.

"He's that cunt that doesn't vote and then complains about the president."

But if you don't vote at all, you can complain no matter who wins.

Did you ever consider that?

Anthony is a woman.

Out with the Gregg, in with the egg.

Out with the radio show, in with the tranny dick. And out. And in. And out.

To be fair, the egg was going in no matter what.

Opie is still a faggot. The fact that Anthony is a complete piece of shit, Jim is a phony worm, and Sam never should have been known in the first place doesn’t change that fact in the least.

Tits didn’t kill the show as an entity, but he ruined it pretty much every time he opened his retarded pie hole.

You’re still garbage too, you thin-skinned woman. Go fuck yourself, and take the rest of the fags from the old show with you.

Here'sh da thing, with Ant and Jimmy, you knew going into it that Jimmy was a disgusting, perverted worm and Ant was a piece of Long Island trash who was a complete loser in his younger years and tried to reclaim it when he got rich in his mid 30s. It's painfully obvious why they are what they are; Ant goes after young chicks, because they all rejected him when he was a young, poor, zit-faced creep and Jim is such a disgusting creep he basically had to embrace the lifestyle for survival. They were unabashedly honest about what pieces of garbage they were, and were also funny as fuck.

Opie, on the other hand, was just a complete phony with nothing to add to the content, who always tried to be something he wasn't. He wasn't funny, but would try to jump in with a zinger that always bombed. He's incapable of connecting with anybody on a personal level, which is why his best moments were the awkward, autistic interactions he had with shitty guests nobody liked, which were few and far between.

I get that Ant and Jimmy are pieces of garbage but I still listen to them because this was established going into it. I've literally not once had a desire to listen to Opie on his own.

Nice defense of pedophilia, stupid. You're like a Michael Jackson defender except for someone who isn't famous but is actually black.

You know he’s right so stop with the phony Opie love bit

Butt out, fag.

Good one

No one defends Anthony’s disgusting bullshit, but a bunch of approval seeking faggots on the old sub (and a few here now) seek to re-write history and make Tits some kind of good guy. He’s not. He is a half female without a funny fucking bone in his body. He’s Bonnie without the female parts to explain why he’s trash when it comes to humor.

Opie did kill the show, with some help from Jimmy. Jimmy should've walked with or without Opie. It goes without saying that Opie shouldve walked, fuck the contracts and all that bullshit. The fact that NEITHER walked shows they are both worms and disloyal.

Further, their inability to get along without Ant and hold it together really put the nail in the coffin. As Ant and Opie were patching shit up, Norton turned drama queen and had to start public beef with Opie. Then him and Ant turned around and ganged up on the brothaman. That was the end.

Shut up, stupid.

They should have been loyal to a guy who flushed the show down the toilet and put both their careers into limbo so he could get away with saying nigger on Twitter?

Not only that, but the money they were getting from Sirius post-Anthony significantly dwarfed anything they'd get from Anthony's shitty little company.

What? Anthony is making more money now than when he was at SXM. Look at your surroundings.

Anyone surprised that Opie would be attacking Trump?

Anyone surprised that Ant never has, and never will, under any circumstance?

Anyone surprised that the tension between these two personalities made for such great radio for a while?

Anyone surprised that the show collapsed once America went super-political?

Opie was always the cute kid that wanted to be bad but is actually a pussy, he needed Ant to push that envelope further than he was willing to go, like Stern did with Artie, when Artie was saying all the racist and misogynistic shit Howard knew he'd never get away with.

This was always going to end this way -- with Opie going soft and Ant going to jail.

Actually I thought it would end with nana doing an Oscar Pistorious

Anthony has always been the bigger pussy on air and in real life. Attacking Trump is valid, it's just that literally every faggot does it in the gayest way. Brothaman can't worry about how fags feel.

I would love to grab a cold road soda with the brother man and the philly crew.

Pathetic if true

opie is by far the worst of the three, and nothing will change that. no one even tries debating me on this because deep down they know its true. people have tried and lost

also, opie is an active pedophile

do the bit

Child, shitting on Opie is so 2015.

Opie, shitting on Child since 2015

i agree. hes gotta be stopped, folks

Keep licking up the tranpa cum faggot

hey opie, these korean bots need some work. they repeat themselves all the time..too obvious

nice try wit da bots tho, brother

Holy shit I’ve been the destroyer all along and didn’t know it?

Opie was in negotiation to bring his podcast to compound media before he signed with Westwood or whatever he signed on to, so it’s disingenuous for him to say Anthony never invited him to compound.

Good one Opester.

hahaha president

The show was made for slow learners and featured slow learners.

Opie is such a victim.

Opie a real nyigguh.

Strong, confident Opie Hughes

eh, Gregg ballwashing had its day, and it was fun for the first few months. It's boring and gay now, just like his shitty podcast

Holy shit I’ve been the destroyer all along and didn’t know it?

“Never asked me to join him”

Yeah, because you’d totally leave a million dollar contract to go do a show in a dirty wop’s basement. Dumb fuck

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