Beast

20  2019-04-27 by Moveinslience

30 comments

Nice trip, fatso

Jesus Christ how big is that fucking kid gonna be

He's gonna be big and have super-human retard strength. A true abomination.

Holy fuck how big is that butterball she's incubating?

I wouldn’t put it past her to wear a prosthetic over her existing bump.

She very clearly is.

Fat fucking mess. I guess autistic sperm just balloons the gunt

Is she having octuplets?

The idea that women have to gain a hundred pounds like this hog is a lie wives tell their husbands. I've known several pregnant women who stayed fit throughout or even lost some weight by the time it was all done.

Just admit you were a fat hog and have an excuse now to eat endlessly and scream "issferdabaybay!" through a mouthful of pizza and frozen custard

In all fairness, Amy was a fat hog before the pregnancy, It’s not like she used it as an excuse to gain weight

She's taking it to a new level I'd say

Pigs usually take 6 months to give birth, I don’t know what’s taking her so long.

Twin pigs?

Elephants gestate for 18 months.

How long has she been pregnant? I feel like it's been a year and a half

I see she’s already teaching that kid it’s ok to be an obese monstrosity, even before it’s born. How great would it have been if she’d plummeted, gut first, onto that step?

stop your getting me hard

She sits down like a pregnant woman.

Seth is doing animal segments now?

Way to not let yourself go, stupid

Antichrist is coming

I guess society forgot the saying"Kill It Before It Lays Eggs".

simply glowing right gang?

could you imagine if she slipped and squirted out a premie in front of the kind of faggots who watch seth meyers?

I wish she woulda had a miscarriage right there.

Amy “Bobby Baccalà” Schumer

Pregnant for 11 months

That's a fake belly. She's not even pregnant, is she?

Way to not play up your bump. She padded it because fat women that get pregnant don’t always look pregnant like normal girls do. They look, well, fat. So she had to emphasize the bump to comedically large proportions

Someone shot goo into me!

Crowd applauds

Im too high for this shit