Jesus Christ, u/patrickstomlinson - you are deranged!

This was some of his most eloquent work. His wife should give up writing scifi for him and let him write about what he knows.

His bitch tits didn't carry over to the drawing

His "unique" lips translated rather well, however.

Sweet prose OP. How long did it take you to come up with this, excluding the time you must have been furiously masturbating to your own fantasies?

Does this make your peepee tingly?

Much better writing than this chubby little queer could muster

For fucks sake Patrick....a "gleeful roar".

You invoke some primal, bellowed outcry whence you've achieved climax while laying with a child's buttocks?

You should be put the fuck down.

Lmao we can post this but not a video of a fat guy stealing from a vape store.

The tightness of the shirt really does it for me. Thank you for this masterpiece.

Good lord.

Now to be fair, he does know how to paint a picture.