Imagine going back in time and showing these two all the Photoshops, hand drawn art, tweets, fan fiction porn, rap songs, and documentaries that would someday be made about them.

17  2019-04-27 by JoesGobletofKidSpit

9 comments

thats some tales from the crypt shit

id imagine anthony having a heart attack if you could show him what he would become at his height of fame and money

It would be Sophie's Choice to the power of 1000:

Anthony can keep his lucrative job and semi-celebrity status, but he has to stop harping on the coloreds all the time. That's like telling a normal person they have to shoot one of their parents.

The sad thing is back in the WNEW days I honestly think Ant wouldn't have cared about ranting about black people, back then he was the funny voice guy not the FBI stats guy.

There was never a point in Anthony Cumia's life he wasn't thinking about hating blacks or Tree-Fort Richard's mouth.

I agree that Tree House Richard's whispering lips begging for a cock haven't left Ants brain for 50 years. He at least never let the race shit bleed in to the show in an unfunny way until Obama.

Self-hatred is a hell of a thing.

You’re wrong. Back in 08 believe it or not he said something like he was relieved his mom wasn’t racist anymore.

Ant 100% would have reigned it in if he knew what was going to happen. Ant was never a champion of free speech trying to wake the masses. He was just a lazy asshole that never did show prep. He got by on coasting for years and didn’t think he needed to stay on top of pop culture for the sake of the audience. He was just an old drunk only interested in old movies/tv shows, web sites dedicated to hating blacks, and arguing with equally retarded people on twitter. That’s why that’s all he had to talk about before and after he was fired.

He's also a lousy drunk with little impulse control. He's a fuckup and fuckups fuck up.