This is fucking incredible

Wait someone went to the corner to deface it? This might be the most dedicated prank ever pulled.

For the size of our sub, this is almost as good as when pol played capture the flag with Shia Lebeouf.

That Shia flag thing was the greatest use of weaponized autism I've ever seen.

OP triangulated the airliners to find this hunka garbage

It really is. This is better than the time that guy killed his own child for the subs entertainment

Nice

He backtraced the IP and its coming from inside the house.

Fatrick, it's me...Billy.

Billy Billy, drinks are on the house.

There's a tree on my house

It's a celebration fellas. Salut.

Probably created a GUI using Visual Basic to track the IP address

Next stop hooligans, their toilet walls need to be made aware of patso

Toilet paper where every sheet is one of the stand-up shots.

That's a great idea, I bet there's a website for that

https://www.printedtp.com/collections/custom-printed-toilet-paper

Go to his stupid bar and keep leaving his books in the women's bathroom stalls.

What will that accomplish?

It will confuse losers like you sir!

You really taught that guy a lesson!

Thank you sir!

Heh remember benjamin72

Do you have any leads on what good ol' Benny72 is up to?

Yes sir! He contacted me and i made his intentions known in this post here https://www.reddit.com/r/opienanthony/comments/bhivaz/to_the_moderators_and_their_foolish_tribe_lend_me/

I'm trying to remember since it's been so long since I've talked to him but was one of his bits saying "sir" after everything? That was funny if so.

That's the one!

It'll creep out the women and force management/cops to have an uncomfortable conversation with him.

If you write "let me know if you ladies like it... I drink here often ;)" inside the front cover, he'll have a difficult time convincing the owners an internet group dedicated to an old radio show did it.

I mean, they would find that hard to believe

This guy really knows how to creep out women

Seems far fetched.

Now that's a prognosis!

Print up Gate Crashers dust jackets, put them on copies of Mein Kampf.

Now we're brain storming

Get them, children. Leave no urinal standing.

The Lord's work.

all that's left is to post the pictures of his second wife being fucked by a /r/ona member

She’s not so bad, I’ll volunteer as tribute. Her holes are probably super tight since fat fuck Patty can’t get his baby cock up for her.

plz god let this happen

Where is this. I'm about 40 mins from Milwaukee

Go to his stupid bar and keep leaving his books in the women's bathroom stalls.

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The virus is spreading

^{From the murky banks} From the murky banks.

These children of the 80’s have arrived.......yuck.

That is some FIGHT CLUB shit right there.

Admirable penmanship. I'd expect no less from one of us gentleman scholars at r/opienanthony.

/r/penminshipporn

I'll pay someone $100 to destroy that

No, it will hurt Patso more in it's current state.

He probably will, thanks to the improvement made.

I love this place

brilliant but well, maybe shat on it? for old times sake

i meant "shit" but i fucked up

I don't know if you can come back from this one man

give this nigga some gold

Shoulda linked his facebook

Oh shit, we got boots on the ground.

I'M COMIN' OUT OF THE BOOTH!!!! GET SOME!! GET SOME!!!

6 likes

Thank you for your service

Aint it fun? Child.

@patricktomlinson

Children? Don't mind if I do!

Number of times I've been reminded how much I love children: 18

Jesus, Pat....

Funny that the cesspool subreddit that is your spirit animal aka r politics, hates your guts. You got 0 upboats for posting that Dylan Roof. The commies that fix shit there hate you so much that you are on the downvote machine.

You could be the first guy to tell that sub that Trump got impeached and they still will hate you.

How does it feel, child?

Also page boy dindunuffin, CIA # freekuhn

Fat bot

you're a sick, disgusting human being

Good bot

Funny that the cesspool subreddit that is your spirit animal aka r politics, hates your guts. You got 0 upboats for posting that Dylan Roof. The commies that fix shit there hate you so much that you are on the downvote machine.

You could be the first guy to tell that sub that Trump got impeached and they still will hate you.

How does it feel, child?

Also page boy dindunuffin, CIA # freekuhn

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Based purely on the alcoholism alone, I'm surprised more of you don't live in Wisconsin.

It should be our Mecca. We should take a pilgrimage.

10 of the 20 drunkest cities in America are in Wisconsin.

Pencil me in

What's the fentanyl like?

Extra fattening

We pray 5x a day towards Eau Claire, thank you very much.

Alcohol and general girth.

And lust for bratwurst with sauerkraut and mustard. Forget about it

Now I'm just hungry.

Norton's hell

Project Mayham.

Rule #1: Don't talk about fag club

Rule #2: Don't talk about fag club

*Fat Club

I don't know why you'd walk all that way and then NOT draw a dick on it.

I guess I just assumed you lived in Patrick's neighborhood and maybe acquired children for him from time to time

Did you hire someone on Craigslist? I’m curious bout this process

Does he really live in a ghetto part of town? It's what it looks like.

Thank you for your service.

You ever see him at Hooligan’s? I’m getting giddy picturing him in the physical presence of one of his “obsesses incel trolls” and not even knowing it.

Can I request that once the great thaw happens you write "can't see his child" or something to that effect?

Please keep it as it is. The simplicity is so cutting and beautiful.

Poor Patrick sure can’t seem to catch a break lately...

I hope he catches a break in his pelvis the next time he incompetently lays his Triumph Thruster down

Next fucking level!

thats one way to avoid the DMCA

Should have taken a shit on it as well

Nigga's ribs got a nigga's ribs nigga ribbin' t'day!!!

That better be permanent marker.

That's the linework of no less than 4 sharpies

Well done. That's our sub's new mecca as far as I'm concerned. If I'm ever in Wisconsin (probably brought there at gunpoint, as that's the only way I'd set foot in that state--no offense) I'll risk a doxx by Samcro to post a selfie of my fat face beside it.

TYFYS

You just made my night.

Hope you're feeling better my child.

SUBPEONA

I’d like to nominate you for the hall of fame this is excellent work

Another thing taken from the fat loser.

I'm so fucking proud of us.

This is how WE do it!

Where's father Doris?

P

Her name is Phantas_Magorical.

The unrelenting savagery of this place still blows my mind.

This is what you should do. Don't fuck with his house or anything just ruin things he likes from a distance.

He's such a perfect faggot lol. There's a ton of valid shit to hate Trump for but these babies just can't get enough RUSSIA!

It's RUSSHA! Or maybe you'll be accused of WHITE SUPREMACY or being a WHITE NATIONALIST!

basically, if someone doesn't like Tucker Carlson they should be arrested for treason.

I ❤ you

This sub still manages to amaze me all the time. Incredible.

Not all heroes wear capes.

I actually think the best course of action now is to not do anything or do things that are so innocuous he's not sure it was done. He's already hyper paranoid as seen by his yelling at an old man not associated with us. Once he sees this small little things will drive him over the edge. And if he reads this all the better paranoia is a bitch. We don't always need to be a hammer boys.

yelling at an old man not associated with us

Details?

Idk where it is but someone left a bad book review and Fatrick melted down on him. The dude then ripped Fat a new ass and didn't appear to have anything to do with us. If he is associated this guy is the best troll I've ever seen. It was probably mid dayish yesterday if you wamna scroll back.

Its the top 1 star review on his books on amazon

Fucking warzone:

https://www.amazon.com/Gate-Crashers-Patrick-S-Tomlinson-ebook/product-reviews/B0756HTGDM/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_hist_1?ie=UTF8&filterByStar=one_star&reviewerType=all_reviews#reviews-filter-bar

Heh g1

We should start posting random art around the city like Banksy (Sam pics, Feed Nana, Fatrick etc)

Print out the stand-up shots.

Just seeing shit like "Hi, honey child" at the urinal of a place he frequents would mean nothing to anyone else but him.

So fucking happy someone did that. THANK YOU SIR

The Milwaukee division really came through on this one.

We here on the Long Island division hang our heads in shame. We should be doin more and we know it

Holy shit. I had this same idea when he posted that pic but it was just too much of a drive just to twist that fuckers fat tit.

You are a goddamn hero and legend. I'd sell my first born to see the look on his face when he first sees it.

All this because he said Norm wasn't funny. 😂

I'm embarrassed at how happy this makes me.

Oh no, the nazis from the internet! HELP! HELP!

u/Phantas_Magorical - this is one for the fucking ages. This is up there with Antwan Kumiya news coverage.

Best thread in 8+ months

Man, that is some Fight Club shit right there.

In all seriousness, with this dude's fragile ego, he will undoubtedly have a nervous breakdown when he sees this.

SIDEBAR u/OkaySeriouslyBro