What kind of monster would wear that in public?

I don’t know, look in a mirror

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That sure is a gigantic second chin for a person that claims to not be fat.

That's not fat child. That's beer and brat face sweetie

I noticed you mentioned children. PM if you want to talk about children.

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he looks like the kind of guy who tells his wife how cool he is and how much the other guys look up to him but runs off when his wife points them out in public and goes " look honey aren't those your friends, let's go say hi".

I can’t believe how he flaunts these sick perversions with such pride. For shame Patso, for shame.

Who has two thumbs and three chins and likes to fuck kids?

Dan Schneider?

Anyone at a Compound Media poker night?

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