Many of us are reading passages and reciting hymns with a fine glass of red wine on the patio. Thanking our Lord for another wondrous day on his fine eart.
I imagine a heathen like yourself to be chugging rum in a dimly lit, cobweb covered dwelling while rock metal blares so loudly it shakes the crumbs from your beard. It isn’t too late for you to change your ways. 18 Hail Marys. Praise our blessed Lord for he is forgiving.
System of a Down is actually higher tier rock, but honestly try this out. If you give it the full 25 minutes, you may just give up on 3 chord rock tunes.
I'm 42 and the kids that wanted to be cool pretended to like Primus, yet none of them could name a bassist from a funkband that Claypool or Flea got there style from. Get the same feeling from System fans.
10 comments
1 assreaper 2019-04-27
I might be a drunk but i have taste. faggot
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-27
Umm yeah. But I'm bumping erphaan alves waistline peltin bc I'm not a fag. Yikes.
1 marionssilverplatter 2019-04-27
Yes. Dinner w inlaws tonight.
1 dean_clean_machine 2019-04-27
Does your wife’s bull make you eat dinner with his parents too?
1 timallenonacid 2019-04-27
Many of us are reading passages and reciting hymns with a fine glass of red wine on the patio. Thanking our Lord for another wondrous day on his fine eart.
I imagine a heathen like yourself to be chugging rum in a dimly lit, cobweb covered dwelling while rock metal blares so loudly it shakes the crumbs from your beard. It isn’t too late for you to change your ways. 18 Hail Marys. Praise our blessed Lord for he is forgiving.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-04-27
just read this, shockingly accurate
1 MissedCreant 2019-04-27
System of a Down is actually higher tier rock, but honestly try this out. If you give it the full 25 minutes, you may just give up on 3 chord rock tunes.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-04-27
like Lincoln
1 assreaper 2019-04-27
I'm 42 and the kids that wanted to be cool pretended to like Primus, yet none of them could name a bassist from a funkband that Claypool or Flea got there style from. Get the same feeling from System fans.
1 SendItOverToTurd 2019-04-27
You know how I know you're gay?