It's okay child, you can open the door. I have candy and comic books. Just come out outside.

141  2019-04-27 by BeigeFrequency

27 comments

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-27

You're a real multi-talent. Like my old pal, Hal Linden. Did you know he was a song and dance man?

1  BeigeFrequency 2019-04-27

I did not

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-27

You're unfamiliar with the works of THE Hal Linden? Of Blacke's Magic fame?

1  clotinmybrain 2019-04-27

The Milwaukee Kid Diddler.

1  Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-04-27

I'm not sure exactly what that thing is but it definitely rapes children, child

1  BeigeFrequency 2019-04-27

as opposed to in outside.

1  BigChimpBiggerBanana 2019-04-27

Revolting yet accurate

1  D0WhatN0w 2019-04-27

Nice work beige, that's some good shading

1  BeigeFrequency 2019-04-27

Thanks. u/patrickstomlinson what do you think of the shading?

1  Layla_Benet_Ramsey 2019-04-27

He’s too busy watching Nikki get stuffed with black cock. Ain’t that right u/patrickstomlinson

1  D0WhatN0w 2019-04-27

Goddamnitt beige good call i need to tag that fag in my works too. Damn im dumb

1  globalbacksacker 2019-04-27

Stav?

1  nomadiqqq2 2019-04-27

Somebody blow this guy already.

1  FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-04-27

We've all been blowing him for about a year now.

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-27

Stay the course

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-27

From the creators of Shrek comes Dreck

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-27

What can't you do?

1  BeigeFrequency 2019-04-27

Put documentaries out in a timely fashion.

I think drawing is the only thing that I have any real talent for but I squandered my youth instead of doing anything to improve my artistic ability. I probably could have been an illustrator or painter if I bothered to practice.

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-04-27

The average age of a MAD Magazine artist is 89. There's still time.

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-27

Add his weird pooft of hair on top

1  SomervilleDan 2019-04-27

Where the Wild Tomlinsons Are

1  CowEyedDolt 2019-04-27

I keep hearing children aren't safe around this man. Gotta be some truth to it with all these rumours going around.

1  patricktomlinson 2019-04-27

Children? Don't mind if I do!

Number of times I've been reminded how much I love children: 24

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1  Skip4play 2019-04-27

Looks like a Boglin .