Manchild is on now, pontificating about cartoon movies

10  2019-04-26 by MonsignorScurrility

11 comments

His wife's pussy is so dry its cracking and turning into flakes and dust

I'm sure that's why the last one left. This man cannot possibly have the libido to satisfy a woman. He glues toy spaceships together, that is not the hobby of a guy who has ever been in a chick's contact list because of how well he fucks her.

He glues toy spaceships together, that is not the hobby of a guy who has ever been in a chick's contact list because of how well he fucks her.

It is not.

Harley-Davidson riders on the other hand....

Could someone please steal this faggot's lunch money?

I wish they made 7-foot wide lockers to shove him into.

There isn't a toilet bowl wide enough to dunk his bulbous head into

u/patrickstomlinson, you're a childless man approaching forty (don't even bother with the pretend daughter shtick). This would be pathetic, but at least somewhat acceptable, we're you twenty years younger. Actual men have kids that are graduating High School by the time they're your age. You have a cat. In a couple years, they'll be checking your prostate annually, and you're on the internet talking about the Hulk. It's time to let go of childish fantasies and grow up.

the scales have shifted in the last 21 years

u/patrickstomlinson, which is right around the time you'd have stopped keeping track of comic books if you had a shred of masculinity.

You also know that answer

Yup, you got suspended because you're a troll. You'd been temp-banned multiple times prior to that, and for good reason. You trolled, using a verified account. So you were deplatformed, like notorious troll usually are.

Iron man, Hulk and Thor are b-tier?? This clown knows nothing about comics

Stop trying to intellectualise marvel movies you pretentious idiot. They are Disney movies.