Ok sir I've got your military discount, now did you want a side of fries with that?

25  2019-04-26 by JoeySkeetSauce

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Oh god. You just know he asks for one everywhere.

While pointing at his hat.

"So so so so what you're saying is, although I'm both a senior and a former airborne infantryman, you won't apply bother the senior discount AND the military discount to my 2 apple pies and a coffee? Watch this Layla. Okay, I'm gonna need to talk to your manager because this right here? This is an outrage. "

"Yes sir, and your senior citizen's one." eye roll

How much phlegm he has ingested due to being a pain in the ass in his life

You know this fuck goes everywhere looking for that 10% off. “ you give military discounts? ..., NO! You libtards!”

Fries? only hand peeled by professional patriots