I may be crazy, but I feel he placed that tiny picture frame next to the TV to make it seem bigger. Though by placing the DVD there, he provides a sense of scale and shows how pathetically small that TV is. This fool doesn't even have one of those things you plug in to make the audio quality better.
Wrong, child. That's actually a collectable Star Trek laserdisc; making the TV at least 75". I wouldn't expect anything less from and influencer with over 300 followers.
Of course he has to talk about black things causing destruction. Black holes destroying the unicorns. Black males destroying his wife’s vagina. And so on.
Science Channel: Mr Tomlinson, exactly how many black holes are currently rampaging through our solar system?
Fat Head: At this very moment, zero.
Science Channel: Ok, our next guest is from NASA, and he.....
i know it’s only the fucking science channel but he isn’t even qualified to be discussing such subjects over a pint of cum in his local Milwaukee fag bar, let alone on national television
It's so fucking random too. It's like getting a cashier to discuss open heart surgery. Fatso doesn't know a thing about astronomy or physics, he makes shit up and hides his ignorance behind three syllable words and synonyms for basic words.
What a complete sociopath. He knows NOTHING about actual science going by his writing, he spews pseudo science mumbo jumbo BS to whoever will listen at Hooligan's, he's a FRAUD!
He does not have any background or education in science at all. He's a licensed insurance salesman. Everyone else on that show works in a scientific field, and has at least one Bachelor or Masters degree. Fatrick watched Star Trek a lot as a teenager, and now writes generic pop sci-fi as a result. That's his only qualification.
I suspect all the ass-kissing he does among his more successful peers led to someone pulling some strings and throwing Fatty a bone. He was barely in the show, so they know he's not adding anything. So yeah, seems like someone did him a favor.
53 comments
2 SomervilleDan 2019-04-26
Nice follower support, stupid
1 MrsTomlinsonsBull 2019-04-26
You only need one follower if she's a pretty little psycho, child.
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-04-26
Nice job of being fatter than ever for your tv debut
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-04-26
He looks like Maggie Gyllenhaal with a dyke haircut and a hundred extra pounds.
1 wife_swamp 2019-04-26
faggy gyllenhole
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-26
That girls a saint, I don't wanna hear no more about her from your moufs
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-26
I bet he went to town on the food spread at SciFi's recording studio
1 Randal_X2 2019-04-26
Debut? Is he discounting his role as Stingray, given it was youtube premium?
1 McGowan9 2019-04-26
Apparently with Fatrick the camera adds 120 pounds
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-26
Nice Star Trek DVD placed strategically in the shot, stupid.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2019-04-26
I may be crazy, but I feel he placed that tiny picture frame next to the TV to make it seem bigger. Though by placing the DVD there, he provides a sense of scale and shows how pathetically small that TV is. This fool doesn't even have one of those things you plug in to make the audio quality better.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-26
Well, Adrienne took the kid, so....
1 TARE_ME 2019-04-26
Wrong, child. That's actually a collectable Star Trek laserdisc; making the TV at least 75". I wouldn't expect anything less from and influencer with over 300 followers.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-04-26
Nice having to keep the stock photograph that came with the frame because you don't have any family, stupid child.
1 bornrevolution 2019-04-26
Nice placement of said picture frame obscuring the view of the tv screen, stupid.
1 SaltyDog86 2019-04-26
Whenever I need to learn anything space related I’ll be sure to listen to a hack science fiction writer over an actual scientist
1 xdavidjx 2019-04-26
Don't forget community college dropout
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-26
Of course he has to talk about black things causing destruction. Black holes destroying the unicorns. Black males destroying his wife’s vagina. And so on.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-26
Black people destroying his once proud, white Christian nation.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-04-26
He saw this post. If you go to the comments now he's talking about buying a nice new 4K tv soon. He even says "methinks" like a fat asshole.
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-04-26
That's fucking hilarious.
u/PatrickSTomlinson, you've got a 40" HDTV in 2019, stop pretending you're a success.
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-04-26
Did he actually brag about 6 figures?
1 wackadoodle_wigwam 2019-04-26
Reflection of at least one bottle of booze in the bottom left corner.
1 SpaceEdgesLazyEye 2019-04-26
It's like a wheres Waldo book. In every picture you can find a bottle of booze! Fucking lush, give up the booze for a month and lose the jowls.
1 AngryHugo 2019-04-26
Science Channel: Mr Tomlinson, exactly how many black holes are currently rampaging through our solar system?
Fat Head: At this very moment, zero.
Science Channel: Ok, our next guest is from NASA, and he.....
1 McGowan9 2019-04-26
If I looked like him and had been given the "Jesus, I didn't realise Marlon had got that fat" lighting treatment, I wouldn't be advertising it.
1 pussycreamdreamteam 2019-04-26
i know it’s only the fucking science channel but he isn’t even qualified to be discussing such subjects over a pint of cum in his local Milwaukee fag bar, let alone on national television
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2019-04-26
It's so fucking random too. It's like getting a cashier to discuss open heart surgery. Fatso doesn't know a thing about astronomy or physics, he makes shit up and hides his ignorance behind three syllable words and synonyms for basic words.
1 LittleStJames 2019-04-26
What a complete sociopath. He knows NOTHING about actual science going by his writing, he spews pseudo science mumbo jumbo BS to whoever will listen at Hooligan's, he's a FRAUD!
1 ucfgavin 2019-04-26
black holes? what a racist
1 GinFoss 2019-04-26
what the fuck would he know about black holes he has no scientific background beyond watching star trek
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-26
And not even a top of the line 40" nice lcd panel shit dick
1 YoGabbaGabbagool 2019-04-26
Why does this idiot have a framed picture of Super Mario mushrooms in front of his tv?
1 80sCerealKiller 2019-04-26
No.. he has a sci-fi camera that reduces images.. that's an 8X10 picture frame in the corner, and a full star trek poster
1 drcube2000 2019-04-26
I got this same TV 10 years ago. It came free with my couch.
1 ScottfromSanQuentin 2019-04-26
Nice "taking a shit" expression.
1 636837000 2019-04-26
Thought he only knew about black cock.
1 Skafia 2019-04-26
He looks so sweaty.
1 HouseboatWaterbed 2019-04-26
Sitting atop a table, objects blocking the screen, with cables showing, very disrespectful.
1 throwbenny 2019-04-26
I had a 39" TV that I used as a monitor 5 years ago
1 peeperpooperlollypop 2019-04-26
That’s the face he makes after the interviewer asks, “so why are you here?”
1 throwbenny 2019-04-26
Nice nexus, stupid
1 Hxcgrapes 2019-04-26
Every picture of him just HAS to have that shitty moody lighting on his face
1 countcumia 2019-04-26
Im not fat, the tv adds 90 lbs child.
1 PrinceAlena 2019-04-26
Always looking fat, bloated and sweaty. What an alcoholic mess
1 betterchef1127 2019-04-26
nigga is auditioning for Two Face movie
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-26
I think he counts the figures after the decimal point
1 lowend73 2019-04-26
I wish Michio would face fuck that Wisconsian yokel.
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-04-26
*Wisconsonite. A good trick to remember is that it's similar with "sodomite".
1 lowend73 2019-04-26
That's a great way to remember!
1 anorock13 2019-04-26
What does he know about science?Im going to go out on a limb and say he didn’t finish/start collage.
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-04-26
He does not have any background or education in science at all. He's a licensed insurance salesman. Everyone else on that show works in a scientific field, and has at least one Bachelor or Masters degree. Fatrick watched Star Trek a lot as a teenager, and now writes generic pop sci-fi as a result. That's his only qualification.
I suspect all the ass-kissing he does among his more successful peers led to someone pulling some strings and throwing Fatty a bone. He was barely in the show, so they know he's not adding anything. So yeah, seems like someone did him a favor.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2019-04-26
Where's the Vizio soundbar?