A better writer than Patrick Tomlinson

38  2019-04-26 by pomegranate2012

36 comments

What I wrote about burning people in the 6th had better morals & entertainment then fatricks shit books.

Her YouTube Channel has over 300k subscribers. Her least viewed videos get around 4k views, and her highest have over a million views.

But yeah, Fatrick is kind of her peer, right?

Her Twitter has over 225k subscribers. Every single tweet she makes is retweeted, usually 20-60 times.

But yeah, Fatrick is kind of her peer, right?

Her Instagram has over 30k followers. Every post gets 1500-3000 likes and 40-80 comments.

But yeah, Fatrick is kind of her peer, right?

Her Facebook page has over 28k followers. Every post gets at least 150 reactions.

But yeah, Fatrick is kind of her peer, right?

Dis nigga puttin up her numbahs.

Just making sure, before Fatrick starts acting like the other people on this show are his peers, that he's still a complete nobody compared to them.

Just look at her. Reasonably attractive, not fat, has a Master's degree when Patrick didn't even graduate college. Probably does not advocate violence against those you simply disagree with.

I think I'll pick up a copy of her work on amazon.

Oh wait.. Patrick doesn't even have a degree? It's kinda obvious from his middle school writing style but..

NIGGAZ......

RIBZ.........

TAH-DAY!!

I actually have no idea but I assume that's the case.

He has no receipts.

Probably does not advocate violence against those you simply disagree with.

She's Jewish and her childhood hero was Werner von Braun, so I'd say you're right.

I just checked his instagram and he has gained one single follower since his TV appearance.

Oh shit. Maybe I spoke too soon. If Fatass keeps moving at the pace of a new follower every day, he'll catch up to her in roughly a century. If this show has a hundred more seasons and Fatrick remains a regular, I may have to eat my words.

I gain followers at a faster rate posting pictures of my cat. Maybe I should give hin some pointers.

I’d bust a nut in her on a weekly basis.

But yeah, Fatrick is kind of her peer, right?

Also helps that she is smart and a cute woman. Patrick is a stupid fat girl.

I would.

I just need to see how meaty her cock is first

I'd totally let her fill my mouth.

She looks like that pointy faced bint out of the office.

Big nawks to boot!

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/7177680640731175/?lp=true

Space Beefers!

Nice natural ones too

I'd like to investigate her black hole, if you catch where I'm going

I'd like to put my penis into her vagina.

In space!

I really don’t, I don’t see how space exploration is relevant to this post but I’m not going to put you down for it.

Me likey

Cockeyed bitch.

What was Patrick's qualifications exactly? Even for a bullshit alien show like this, I'm seriously not seeing it. He watched Star Trek, skimmed Douglass Adams and Carl Sagan's Wikipedia pages, and wrote a bunch of dull, worst-selling books based on second-hand creativity. Who did he blow to get on TV?

That's exactly what I was thinking. He doesn't have a science background and from what I've seen of his books they're mostly low level pulp sci-fi with bad humour thrown in. I have no idea what he's possibly bringing to the table.

A woman? Really? I mean I’m all for making fun of Fatric as much as anyone, but there are limits to reason.

she better watch her butthole around me, cuz it'll get munched if she's not careful

Hey now, Amy is a saint on earth!

I swear I saw her in porn

What was the show about ? How to rape kids in space because there aren't any space laws yet?

Spacial Endevurrr