Patrick... Pat Rick...

17  2019-04-26 by PsychopathyRed

Rick is short for Richard... Richard means penis, but is also the name you'd give to a young boy...

My God... does his name imply that he wishes to "pat" i.e. molest a boy's genitals?

Sick son of a bitch.

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I'm not an expert on much, but this seems sound and explains a lot.

I consider myself to be an expert in name etymology and this is 100% sound

Exactly. And Tom Lin's son is who he enjoyed raping the most.

That poor Chinese boy

We need to find Tom Lin, he's the key to all of this.

A toml is an old Gaelic word for an elderly creep's penis, "Tomlinson," "toml in son." This goes deep.

Pat Rick. Pat Dick. Pat the Dick. Pat the Dick of young boys.

Coincidence?

Holy shit you just blew my mind!

You should start smoking DMT dude everything starts making sense man

Do you have any expensive placebos I can use to cleanse my pineal gland with first?

hits blunt

Yeah dude let me check Onnit

Our linguistics experts have analyzed the potential meaning behind his name and have come to the same conclusion.

Seems legit. Print it

Pa...Trick...

Dad tricks his kids into fucking him. He needs to be stopped

Tomlinson: Tom = sexually mature male cat, L = loves, in son.

Patrick wants to make a cat fuck a little boy. This depraved pervert must be stopped!