Patrick's cracking up
85 2019-04-26 by spams_seed
He's in Politics ranting about how all Republicans are white supremacists or they wouldn't be republican and how he personally battled a Nazi hoard SCREAMING for "BLOOD AND SOIL" at some comic convention, when there's not a single source anywhere that backs any of that story up even a little.
32 comments
1 AntsCamera 2019-04-26
u/patrickstomlinson you are embarrassing yourself...
Take a 6 month break from the internet. It is consuming your soul.
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-04-26
Don't give him helpful tips, stupid.
Hey Pat, you sure are showing us what's what! Keep saying stupid er.. intelligent shit.
1 KennethFresno 2019-04-26
/u/patrickstomlinson we're laughing at you. Despite our other fat target being a retarded conservative, you are by far more intolerant than him. Also we know you read all this, dude - you've been replying to every little comment or review for years before we ever knew you existed. Of course you're reading this. How is your fading memory of your child, my child?
1 Realranger13 2019-04-26
It's true. Joe Cumia will accept child spit of all races, Patrick has had two failed marriages, both with whites. Shame.
1 AOTV88 2019-04-26
There were good people on one side - James Fields' side.
1 realestassdude 2019-04-26
“No fat chicks” - James Fields
1 racemic_mixture 2019-04-26
He's a liar, plain and simple. Not just little lies. Constant lies about everything. If he couldn't get r/politics on his side he is completely retarded.
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-04-26
His ghost writer must have company tonight
1 SamGPHX 2019-04-26
He rants about Nazis, yet he’s the one being deplatformed for fascist shit.
Hmm.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-04-26
I wanted to join in on the fun, but that sub gave me an aneurysm
1 StarbuckAndCasey 2019-04-26
Feel better, buddy.
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-04-26
/u/patrickstomlinson Hey bud! How was your little comic book movie? Did the robot man and the hammer guy beat the purple alien with the glove?
Oh yeah, I watched your appearance on A Little Less Credible Than Ancient Aliens, or whatever its called. Ouch. You're...really fat.
Alright loser, look forward to making fun of you next month when your book fails. Tell your wife to hit up my DMs if she wants to swap butthole for dick pics.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-26
The current wife, of course. The one he actually loved is currently in a healthy relationship with the father of her children.
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-04-26
I would never disrespect the man raising Patrick's daughter by disrespecting his beautiful wife.
1 MrsTomlinsonsBull 2019-04-26
"Patrick's" daughter
1 BillyBedsores 2019-04-26
Got a link for his embarrassing tv appearance?
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-26
This is all going to be discussed when I remind Gencon who they allowed to be a speaker. I hope some of you will voice your concerns with me when we show them LIVE LINKS
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-26
I thought he was going to a kids movie (despite being childless) , like when he went to the kids theme park (despite being childless). This obsessive faggot is fighting with people on the internet from the fucking theater? Does this loser ever just live in the moment, or does he really always need attention?
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-26
You did no such thing. You did the same thing you always do, you issued empty threats that you had neither the ability nor the intention of following through on.
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-04-26
He has 300 IPs child. A little birdie gave him a spreadsheet.
1 Mintwa 2019-04-26
whistles dixie
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-04-26
Lol a 40 year old man compelled to argue with the blowhard teenagers in r/politics
1 GinFoss 2019-04-26
nice 'of' stupid
1 A_TIME_TO_RAPE 2019-04-26
He has a handful of catchphrases like a sitcom character
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-26
Looks like Fatrick is reporting to the admins people following his account to other subs to compliment his DMCA complaints. Just user ping him from here instead. If he's reading his notifications that he knows to respond to a politics post, that means he's reading his user pings too. Hell, quote his politics posts here and user ping him. The fuck is he going to do then?
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-26
I can't wait until he fakes a hate crime.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-26
Busty Smolett
1 tandemi 2019-04-26
Doing the Lord's work, gents. Just clicking on his fat fucking u name and reading the goddamn downvotes and arguments have me fucking crying. He really is a fucking moron.
1 ForgetAboutKyleXY 2019-04-26
Oh, Patrick...this might be hard for you to understand, but in spite of my casual use of the words "nigger" and "faggot," I'm not actually a nazi. I'm a mixed race liberal and our politics, believe it or not, line up reasonably well. Yet I still think of you as nothing but a big dumb white nigger faggot clown. There is a 100% chance you're reading this because you are the most pathetic and fragile "public figure" I've ever heard of so I just wanted you to know that you're really bad at everything.
I am very, very bad at writing and I'm a better writer than you. You suck. You are objectively terrible at your craft. You should give up. And I don't mean give up your crusade against this sub because you're endlessly entertaining in your idiocy. But you should give up in life in general.
1 I_BUKAKE_LAYLA_CUMIA 2019-04-26
I love how all our targets immediately assume there’s a political undertone to us shitting on them, with the Cumio homos thinking we are part of a far left commie conspiracy to get them, while Fatrick thinks we are all far right neo Nazis. No you morons, you guys are just lolcows
1 spams_seed 2019-04-26
If gladly make fun of anybody who responds like these fucking idiots. It's a true sign of how weak minded they are that they think it's all identity politics. We don't give a fuck.
1 peeperpooperlollypop 2019-04-26
Does he know that science fiction writers are total fags? Actually all writers? And people with the last name Tomlinson? And his mirror when he looks at it?