Patrick's cracking up

85  2019-04-26 by spams_seed

He's in Politics ranting about how all Republicans are white supremacists or they wouldn't be republican and how he personally battled a Nazi hoard SCREAMING for "BLOOD AND SOIL" at some comic convention, when there's not a single source anywhere that backs any of that story up even a little.

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u/patrickstomlinson you are embarrassing yourself...

Take a 6 month break from the internet. It is consuming your soul.

Don't give him helpful tips, stupid.

Hey Pat, you sure are showing us what's what! Keep saying stupid er.. intelligent shit.

/u/patrickstomlinson we're laughing at you. Despite our other fat target being a retarded conservative, you are by far more intolerant than him. Also we know you read all this, dude - you've been replying to every little comment or review for years before we ever knew you existed. Of course you're reading this. How is your fading memory of your child, my child?

It's true. Joe Cumia will accept child spit of all races, Patrick has had two failed marriages, both with whites. Shame.

There were good people on one side - James Fields' side.

“No fat chicks” - James Fields

He's a liar, plain and simple. Not just little lies. Constant lies about everything. If he couldn't get r/politics on his side he is completely retarded.

His ghost writer must have company tonight

He rants about Nazis, yet he’s the one being deplatformed for fascist shit.

Hmm.

I wanted to join in on the fun, but that sub gave me an aneurysm

Feel better, buddy.

/u/patrickstomlinson Hey bud! How was your little comic book movie? Did the robot man and the hammer guy beat the purple alien with the glove?

Oh yeah, I watched your appearance on A Little Less Credible Than Ancient Aliens, or whatever its called. Ouch. You're...really fat.

Alright loser, look forward to making fun of you next month when your book fails. Tell your wife to hit up my DMs if she wants to swap butthole for dick pics.

The current wife, of course. The one he actually loved is currently in a healthy relationship with the father of her children.

I would never disrespect the man raising Patrick's daughter by disrespecting his beautiful wife.

"Patrick's" daughter

Got a link for his embarrassing tv appearance?

This is all going to be discussed when I remind Gencon who they allowed to be a speaker. I hope some of you will voice your concerns with me when we show them LIVE LINKS

I thought he was going to a kids movie (despite being childless) , like when he went to the kids theme park (despite being childless). This obsessive faggot is fighting with people on the internet from the fucking theater? Does this loser ever just live in the moment, or does he really always need attention?

I opposed them

You did no such thing. You did the same thing you always do, you issued empty threats that you had neither the ability nor the intention of following through on.

He has 300 IPs child. A little birdie gave him a spreadsheet.

whistles dixie

Lol a 40 year old man compelled to argue with the blowhard teenagers in r/politics

Yes, really. Your version of events is entirely fictional. Actual Nazis chanting for "Blood and Soil" showed up to WorldCon to harass attendees under false pretenses. I opposed them.

Of you go.

nice 'of' stupid

He has a handful of catchphrases like a sitcom character

Looks like Fatrick is reporting to the admins people following his account to other subs to compliment his DMCA complaints. Just user ping him from here instead. If he's reading his notifications that he knows to respond to a politics post, that means he's reading his user pings too. Hell, quote his politics posts here and user ping him. The fuck is he going to do then?

I can't wait until he fakes a hate crime.

Busty Smolett

Doing the Lord's work, gents. Just clicking on his fat fucking u name and reading the goddamn downvotes and arguments have me fucking crying. He really is a fucking moron.

Oh, Patrick...this might be hard for you to understand, but in spite of my casual use of the words "nigger" and "faggot," I'm not actually a nazi. I'm a mixed race liberal and our politics, believe it or not, line up reasonably well. Yet I still think of you as nothing but a big dumb white nigger faggot clown. There is a 100% chance you're reading this because you are the most pathetic and fragile "public figure" I've ever heard of so I just wanted you to know that you're really bad at everything.

I am very, very bad at writing and I'm a better writer than you. You suck. You are objectively terrible at your craft. You should give up. And I don't mean give up your crusade against this sub because you're endlessly entertaining in your idiocy. But you should give up in life in general.

I love how all our targets immediately assume there’s a political undertone to us shitting on them, with the Cumio homos thinking we are part of a far left commie conspiracy to get them, while Fatrick thinks we are all far right neo Nazis. No you morons, you guys are just lolcows

If gladly make fun of anybody who responds like these fucking idiots. It's a true sign of how weak minded they are that they think it's all identity politics. We don't give a fuck.

Does he know that science fiction writers are total fags? Actually all writers? And people with the last name Tomlinson? And his mirror when he looks at it?