Fuck you

Wow, rude.

Fuck fire fighters and the police, we're the real heroes.

Where's OUR pension?

You make me sick. You know what our first-responders go through. Huh? You make me laugh. My whole family blew up in 9/11, vaporized I was told, and that day I signed up for our boys in blue, the NY fire dept. Been serving ever since. Given, nothing really crazy has happened since 9/11, but if it did, I'm ready. Still think you should get my pension, scumbag? Exactly.

You shoulda died with them you pussy faggot

Rubber and glue, my friend, rubber and glue. You know what rubber left on the skin at 160 deg F? Leave it alone.

Rubber and glue but I'm not a jew like you

Are you serious? If so, you should probably grow a thicker skin. How can you be a cop, remain professional while dealing with the dregs of society, and come here and snowflake out over a joke? Also, if you are a cop.. you make enough money. Save it so we dont have to give you a pension for ruining peoples lives for 30 years. We see you.

Retard

calm down, eat a donut and go beat up a black guy - whatever it takes for you to be able to take a joke. You're sounding a lot like joe here

This was posted a week ago stupid. So you believe my family "blew up, vaporized." You're not good at this humor thing.

gregorio_ilidivich

I reread this and you're right. I deserve all the mocking

Laughter is the best pension!

Those firemen are fucking retards. Did you hear about Pete Davidson's dad who ran INTO a collapsing building? Fucking moron!

Lol what a buffoon!

I know right. When my awesome, long living dad was raising me into adulthood we'd do cool shit and he'd drop nutshells of wisdom like "don't go into 100 story buildings that have been struck by commercial airliners, son".

Sage advice from a man smart enough to not get himself killed leaving you fatherless and destined to be a faggot.

Yeah I would have pretended to get an important phone call while everyone was running in because I’m not stupid

Fire fighters spend most of their time sitting in a fire station bitching and moaning about how horrible it is to work 24 hours on (only 8 of which are actually "work") and then having 48 hours off to do side jobs. Most departments fight only a handful of structure fires in a given year and almost never actually go into a burning building.

You know which guys actually DO put their lives on the line? Actuarially speaking, it's the poor bastards working on the side of the road or the ones who work on the sewage and drown in shit. But no one cares about them because they didnt get a 9/11.

Well, let's drown a bunch of people in shit. I volunteer Reno, NV for the next great disaster.

I'd wager 98% of their jobs is screaming through traffic headed to car accidents. Where there is no fire, I might add.

I dunno, I think the teachers are the real heroes.

No. Somewhere in his life a teacher encouraged Fagtrick to pursue writing.

That teacher should do the world a favor and kill themselves.

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We call Bobby fat cause we want him to lose weight and be alive for his family.

picking on war hero joe the veteran, huh? you commies think youre tough, do ya? picking on an old veteran father-of-four follower of christ, and you think youre a moral arbiter?

theres a special place in hell for you demons

Getting the bit now. This one actually was funny.

Apollo crew has nothing on us

In contrast, O&A was all about trashing good people that never hurt anyone like Terry Clifford. Fuck them all.

Fucking weaklings. Terry is a lovely woman with a heart of gold. This sub can sniff out scumbags.

You’re a special brand of cunt that I’ll enjoy taking apart one fine day.

I really hope you try. In person would be nice.

No you don’t. You’re an anonymous cowardly little man. You talk a big line of shit here because you can’t anywhere else. NY’er are you?

No, I'm not. I'm in London this weekend but split my time between here and Prague. Isn't it like 3 in the morning in NY? Why aren't you in bed old man?

Was he not invited to Anthony's smelly basement mutant poker game this week?

I’m not that old

You're better at taking a joke than that Fatrick poof, will give you that

You guys forget where I come from. Being in a room with Patrice, Vos, Jimmy and Anth make the sub feel like a bubble bath.

Meh, not so much Vos... Jeff Ross is a fucking animal though

That has to be the faggiest thing uttered on the internet ever.

I hate when people act like this sub is some sort of wrecking ball of justice. Shut up stupid.

Mister, you're out of control.

Retarded Rebels

anthony: bashed terry clifford

this sub: loves terry clifford

opie is in the middle somewhere. your logic checks out

We're like Dexter

We peter out and quit being entertaining?

We have annoying but fuckable sisters ?

"What does THIS button do??"

Water finds its own level.

We're the real life Avengers.

Cause they accept everybody right, they got a dude with a bow, just like us we accept all the retards and leeches etc

There is a strange morality here that makes me sleep better at night.

Agreed.

Yesterday I went to my priest, Father Doris, to confess about my activity on this sub. After he molested me, he told me "not to worry about it, brothaman. You guys are doing the lords work"

Consensual gay sex isn’t a being molested but ok

u/TargetedHarassment, comment?

Yeah. You’re all faggots and pedophiles.

Uh I’m offended. I’m none of those!

I’m also not anonymous. I’ve offered to meet u as ambassador of this sub and u keep ignoring it.

Are you in NY? I’d be tickled pink...

Yes. I’m in NYC.

NYC is a big place. How about you come up to the studio? Catch a live show?

I’m 20 mins from midtown. I can do that.

Nice. I’ll be in the city next week. We’ll make this conversation private from here. I’m back in NY on Sunday. We’ll figure it out from there.

I’ll be more than happy to meet up with you Joe. I’m not too far from you. Let’s discuss.

/u/OpieCakeStomp, comment?

The subs WRATH?!? Holy fucking shit... that’s the line of the week! You think you have the capability of meting out “wrath”?!? OH... You’re fucking ADORABLE!!! You type words. Usually in a disjointed uncomfortably autistic way. Oh yeah... you also do it anonymously... haha!!

“We’re preparing to invade Poland, THEY WILL FEEL OUR WRATH!!! But we’re going to do it anonymously, on a computer, and my screen name will be Adolph Twitler. Poland with feel our WRATH!! by bombing them with FAT FAGGOT emails, shooting at them with PEDOPHILE accusations and lobbing MISOGYNISTIC grenades until they FEEL OUR WRATH!!!”

you’re a full retard.