Patrick, this is something you need to understand.
213 2019-04-25 by CrackerGoodyear
When your sales stagnate and your publisher drops you and your wife leaves you and your last days are spent eking out a living with unpaid signings at Sci-Fi Cons in Motel 6 conference rooms and your body fails you from years of alcohol and food addiction and the highway overpass visible from your un-comped motel room calls out like an ancient siren for you to take the final plunge, please remember;
You can always fall back on the belief that none of your failures had anything to do with you being a shitty writer, husband or person.
You were never a weak willed narcissist who lacked social or dietary acumen to be a success.
Clearly, it was the incel nazi trolls - those "children" whom you detailed in your online essay - that sabotaged what should have been a brilliant life and career, one worthy of being carved into the annuls of history.
Now go get your fucking shine-box, you fat, tenth-rate Douglas Adams wanna-be faggot.
35 comments
1 ichise8 2019-04-25
those are a lot of words, pal. sounds like pats living rent free in your head
nice try, my sweet summer child
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-25
Time for your hourly "Opie likes poopies" post isn't it?
1 RoliMosimann 2019-04-25
I fucking hate reddit "characters".
1 faggotherelistenup 2019-04-25
Here though it's different, we have legitimate heels. They're needed to keep the crowd invested in any outcome of this sub.
1 faggotherelistenup 2019-04-25
D'awww!
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-25
Like fatricks cock docks rent free in your asshole, child.
1 RacistPigeon 2019-04-25
This is better than anything Fatrick has ever written.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-25
"Anals" fixed it
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-25
Get outta my head, you.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-04-25
Yeah, I guess we're all a little bit Patrick, aren't we?
He blames everything on "alt-right trolls" and "incel Nazis" and the O&A sub is more about fucking your life up doing fentanyl and shop lifting or fat bitches.
But wait, the difference is that people here are aware that they've screwed up and that's the real reason they hate Fat so much. They can recognize their old, fucked up self with such incredible 20-20 clarity, but for some reason, this incarnation of a total man-disaster can't even see it and doesn't realise why he is failing.
1 lawntoilet 2019-04-25
I'm not, I'm not fat nor am I a child rapist.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-25
I've never assaulted a woman.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-04-25
Should also note - the only thing you are remotely talented out is pandering to SJWs.
Everything - every book copy sold, every positive review, every convention - it's all because you can present yourself as a woke visionary and people are stupid enough to believe it.
The second anyone, anyone who isn't effectively brainwashed into believing half of america is literally Nazis, peels back even one layer of your shit, they see just what a disappointment you are. Your writing sucks. Your standup sucks. Your arguing on the internet sucks. People on this sub, the evil alt-right nazi trolls, can be more a hundred times more clever when we casually shitpost.
1 BlackManMoan 2019-04-25
Were they ever good?
1 lawntoilet 2019-04-25
They must have been, he had 40k Twitter followers after all. Those are 4-Sharpie numbers if I ever saw them.
1 GiygasFetus 2019-04-25
He is either a massive faggot who sucks at his chosen profession or we caused him to fail. Either way we get to laugh.
1 BobbyDrakeOmegaLVL 2019-04-25
I wish I could see his hand movements and the faces he makes trying to hold everything back from responding to these posts. I bet he writes a lot of responses and then deletes them and just hits the "report" button in defeat.
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-04-25
He'll crack. Intellectually weak tubs of limp-dick lard who think their opinions are worthy of people's time always do.
1 FoundryLogo 2019-04-25
Can’t wait for Joe to come back
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-25
I was hoping it would just say "You're fat."
1 Antmanhop 2019-04-25
Best part is by the time that happens we'll have forgotten all about him.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-04-25
May the live long and prosper be with you.
::::::places pointer finger inside own ass hole::::::::
1 ReggieTheReckless85 2019-04-25
Beautiful.
1 rdoran93 2019-04-25
oh you boys just need to be nicer to patrick. how would you feel if you were fat, gay & retarded?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-25
Cold, and in the ground.
1 FishstickJones 2019-04-25
Nice semicolon, stupid.
1 Beefers4Brothamen 2019-04-25
Again. When his wife leaves him again
1 i_dont_give_a_care 2019-04-25
I've fucking had it with trashing this loser. Just the same jokes recycled over and over. I predicted it would kill the sub and I was right. Now everyone doubled down on it. I'm fucking bored, dude.
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-04-25
Nice temper tantrum, stupid.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-25
The new sub has passed you by.
1 i_dont_give_a_care 2019-04-25
Yup. I'm fine with that.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-04-25
Well...
...Bye
1 hitch21 2019-04-25
Okay terrific
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-04-25
It's just boring. Why people are obsessing about him, I have no idea.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-25