Hairy butthole eyes

0  2019-04-25 by DildoRenter

29 comments

I always loved this girl. God knows what her name is though.

kinda looks like ali larter

I just call her 'That girl from Butterfly Effect.'

Yea when she'd been molested it really made me feel like I had a shot

Oh broken molested whore was definitely my favourite too. No hope with bitchy, well adjusted sorority drone.

If this is the girl from Road Trip, it’s Amy Smart

rat race

Crank

Fuck yeah

Amy Smart

That's the one. Always had a thing for her.

How tall are you?

Why?

Less than 6'1 you have no shot. Sorry.

I can see it. She has a real girl-next-trailer-over look. A skanky kind of wholesomeness that you can really see settling down in a lawn chair next to.

Yeah that's genuinely what it is. I'd say 'girl next door' quality but 'real girl-next-trailer-over look' is much funnier so we'll stick with that.

'Firstname Lastname'

Small tits

I'm sure you're stalking her too, loser faggot.

Stalking? Jesus Christ.

Yeah, the loser faggots who do that shit never call it that. Keep staring at her pictures while you write mean things about her on the internet for spurning you, old loser faggot.

She is a bit to tall for you, stupid.

To be fair being a goofy dickhead and stalking are very different

I'm trying to make him feel bad about himself, sir

This is a beautiful creation of our blessed Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ reduced to a crude remark and amoral ogling by a heathen like you. Repent now before our Lord tantrums. 17 Hail Marys.

How's this new schitck working out?

There's nothing new about the live of Jesus Christ, little one.

She looks like she grew up in a trailer park.

Wonder if her and Mox got outta texas

Spacespade has nice tits